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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 3 months ago

If they relied so much on those snack sales, they should bring the prices down to something reasonable.

$7 for a 12oz soda isn't reasonable.

[–] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I’ve “snuck” quite a bit of snackage with me when I go to my local theater. (Especially because they rarely offer anything on my diet.) I put that in quote marks because I’m sure they can easily tell I’m smuggling my own stuff in.

I’ve always reckoned that they let me by because they’re not paid enough to really care. Thankfully I have yet to run into a theater worker on a power trip.

I guess it also helps that I do buy myself drinks while I’m there.

But man, I’d probably shit my pants if they called the cops on me just because I brought my own zero sugar smoked sausages and some pumpkin seeds…

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[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Interesting news for a Friday. Gobto theater and be murdered. Guess ticket ticket sales will suck this week.

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[–] Alenalda@lemmy.world -1 points 3 months ago

the police were called to the scene because someone was willingly watching despicable me 4 (sus). i wouldn't trust someone in that situation.

[–] endofline@lemmy.ca -4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I am really surprised that still somebody goes to cinema. C'mon buying 40 inch monitor and good sound system is not that expensive. You will soon good ROI if you go to the cinema frequently

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