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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works to c/starwarsmemes@lemmy.world

I was reminded of this by the Elrond post in the LOTR sub.

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[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago

There’s a non-zero chance she’s just letting you think that because she doesn’t want to explain she has a crush on Obi.

I imagine it’s even more awkward when it’s not your kids, but rather your grandkids who find out your still have crushes.

[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Crush aside, I would totally do this to mess with people. I'm too young to get away with this particular swap, but I'll find all kinds of fun ways to mess with people.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

“ but isn’t Jesus hot?!”

This unlocked a memory. In highschool, our German teacher had an incredibly massive crush on Harrison Ford. Enough so that she offered afterschool extra credit showings of any film we liked in German dub.

Only rule was it had to have Harrison Ford in it.

[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

How much Harrison Ford did it have to have in it?

  • Indiana Jones? (obviously)
  • Star Wars? (probably)
  • American Graffiti?
  • Apocalypse now?
[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Any amount, even the random three second cameos.

The only other rule was that if it was rated r, we had to have gotten a permission slip signed by parents- just one for the year. And she sent it home in German, with explicit instructions on how to lie about it convincingly.

Whenever a new ford movie made it to the dubs, she’d scoop it up, too.

(Just for the record, there were a few kids in class that had an absolutely shit-tacular home life, so she did everything she could to give the entire class a safe place without singling them out that’s the kind of teacher she was.)

[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

That teacher sounds like an awesome and generous person.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago
[-] tiramichu@lemm.ee 13 points 3 months ago

It's the same picture

[-] aviationeast@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I need to commission someone of painting ewan McGregor as obi wan as Jesus.Likee remaking the last supper with everyoneelse the same except Jesus.

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