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How about "The Exxon Inferno"? (slrpnk.net)
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[-] teft@lemmy.world 112 points 3 months ago

Name them after lawmakers who gut environmental regulations.

[-] PineRune@lemmy.world 57 points 3 months ago

Some of them take pride in destroying our world and would love this.

[-] teft@lemmy.world 53 points 3 months ago

Shit, I forgot they have no shame.

[-] ImWaitingForRetcons@lemm.ee 19 points 3 months ago

For politicians, all publicity is good publicity.

[-] Vash63@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

That would be almost the same list

[-] Hegar@fedia.io 57 points 3 months ago

I'd prefer to name them after oil company executives.

[-] xor@infosec.pub 17 points 3 months ago

i prefer to name my bullets after oil ex… i mean after mythical creatures.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

heatwave wael.

yeah it does roll off the tongue.

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 57 points 3 months ago

Shellfire

[-] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

thousand yard stare

[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 3 months ago

The BP Heat Spill has a great ring to it.

[-] leisesprecher@feddit.org 14 points 3 months ago

The great BP DP.

[-] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 months ago

Oil companies are creatures of hell

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 5 points 3 months ago

But are they mythical?

[-] devfuuu@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Mythically profitable.

[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 months ago

And destructive

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 13 points 3 months ago

Shell Hell

[-] TehBamski@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

So many... to choose from.

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 8 points 3 months ago

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[-] xilliah@beehaw.org 8 points 3 months ago

When will the Siemens heatwave end?

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Let them pay for damages.

[-] Gsus4@mander.xyz 6 points 3 months ago

Now that's smart marketing.

[-] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

While I appreciate the sentiment, as PT Barnum once said “there’s no such thing as bad publicity.”

Of all the companies out there, oil companies are the ones least in need of free publicity!

[-] And009@reddthat.com 1 points 3 months ago

Instead of trusting PT, let's try it anyway. Millennial are sure gonna feel it more

[-] redisdead@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Alternatively:

Blaming consumers for buying products made with oil

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Blaming oil companies for selling products people buy

[-] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

We would run out of names

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