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The Hulk would be FUCKING TERRIFYING if he only became The Hulk when he was horny. (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago by Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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Imagine all the ripped buttholes.

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[-] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 54 points 2 months ago

Now you've made me think about that gif. I know you know which one I'm referring to.

[-] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 26 points 2 months ago

I know you know which one I'm referring to.

[-] xavier666@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago

😡

👧🏻

😈

😫

💥💥🍆💥💥

[-] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 2 months ago

[-] xavier666@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

Ahhh. I didn't get the Shrek reference. I have brought dishonor to my ancestors 😞

[-] wabafee@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Hulk smash!!

[-] FatAdama@programming.dev 13 points 2 months ago

Don’t assume that we’re all initiated. What gif?

[-] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 months ago

This one. Very NSFW.

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Oh no why did I click on that! Lol

[-] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

Came for this gif...

Err... From?

Leaving with leaky... Uhh... Yeah.

[-] Plopp@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Can someone link it from a different domain than x.com (it's blocked here)?

[-] Zidane@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago
[-] Plopp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

😂 Thanks!

[-] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 months ago

I thought lemmy.world doesn't allow nsfw stuff?

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Technically, it does for short periods of time

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago

Yeah but "You won't like me when I'm horny" does not sound okay to say.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

HULK SMAAAAASH!!!!

[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

With enthusiastic consent from hulks partners. AMA a safe word.

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Try it in an Austin Powers voice.

[-] AlainH@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

That's my secret, Cap...

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

Bruce! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CHANGE AT MY MOTHER'S FUNERAL?!?

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Bruce:

begins putting the “fun” back in “funeral”

[-] kubica@fedia.io 16 points 2 months ago

thegif.gif

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

There'd be giant dick indentations on everything as he leaps from building to building. Just imagine you go out to your car and a big ol dick shaped dent on your hood. Oh the humanity!

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Hulk Smash

[-] Dremz@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

That is one horny shower thought.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 2 months ago

"You wouldn't like me when I'm horny."

[-] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

That's my secret, I'm always horny

[-] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Hide the zucchini!

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife! Cause they rapin' uuurvrybody out here!

[-] lauha@lemmy.one 5 points 2 months ago

"Bruce, why does your office toilet have a reinforced door?"

"Ehm... Previous owner used it as a explosives storage room before I turned it into a toilet"

[-] biofaust@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Good like having Disney depicting that.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I keep forgetting that Disney owns......everything.

[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

His pants are the only piece of clothing that doesn’t rip off. So it’s not that he’s swinging a lot of lumber, but he’s probably very aggressive with it.

[-] Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Kinda thought you were talking about Hulk Hogan which would also be terrifying in its own right.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Well he did just rip his shirt off on the RNC stage. So at least he'd be surrounded by people who support rapists.

this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2024
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