What did the fox say?
Hello, Homer. I am your spirit guide.
Akoocheemoya
Hati hati hati ho
She should have followed the fox. It would have led her to a shrine where she could increase her charm slots.
So did she not find any mushrooms?
Sounds like maybe she did.
Guiseppina does sound like the name of someone who gets lost in the woods and talks to foxes.
"You call talking to a fox a survival skill?"
"Eh, whatever works."
I guess she hadn't a phone on her or she was off grid? It would have been nice if article mentioned it. Without that info I have doubts about whether the story is true or not... 🤔
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