Report: General Booty to be named starting QB at Louisiana-Monroe (www.on3.com)

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[-] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago

His parents really went with General Booty instead of Major Booty? Really?

[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 35 points 2 months ago

He was promoted.

[-] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 17 points 2 months ago

Yeah. His parents went with Private Booty. He earned his position

[-] finley@lemm.ee 21 points 2 months ago

Admiral Ass inconsolable

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

General booty! salute

[-] Davel23@fedia.io 8 points 2 months ago

Salooty!

[-] cybervseas@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

"That's Louisiana's Ass."

[-] FireWire400@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I wonder if they're related to Matt Booty

[-] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 2 points 2 months ago

Wait, you know Matt?

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