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Someone made the Cyberbike (hexbear.net)
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[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

gamer-gulag PC case ass bike

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Alienware bike

[-] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 2 months ago

I like the neon spokes; but everything else about this design can get fucked. Man, that doesn't even look comfortable to ride; like sure, let's straddle a prism ig 😂

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Imagine doing a bmx trick on this and impaling yourself via the gooch.

[-] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 2 months ago

I'd have to just lay down and bleed out, like. The shame would be too much for me to call an ambulance. That'd be my ass right there.

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

and honestly, you'd deserve it, for having bought this abomination in the first place thinking you could do sweet bmx tricks with it

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

i-think-that ngl i kinda like the necron bike

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

ban-hammer

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

You like it now, but not when you're being flayed by one of those flaying thingies what flays you

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

don't threaten me with an even nuder time

[-] LeninsBeard@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

I wanna ride it around and pretend I'm in Tron

[-] hypercracker@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

love these newer e-bikes where the pedals are truly vestigial, a fig leaf obscuring that they're just lightweight electric motorcycles

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

The DUI-mobiles

[-] gramxi@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

the pedals are completely vestigial on these non-adjustable flat saddle e-mopeds

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

What if cool, good, and useful machine that makes traveling easier and is lower impact exercise than walking... but now it's weighed down with greebles and probably more waste in its production and use? so-true

[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

@7bicycles@hexbear.net what do u think of this monstrosity?

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Dig the glowing spokes but this is somebody bolting cranks to a motorcross bike so I don't consider it a bicycle

[-] ImmortanStalin@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 2 months ago

I remember drawing motorcycles like this when I was 8 years old.

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

This is the opposite of ergonomic, but even so I want it.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

can you pop a wheelie with this? can you give it so much throttle that it flips over?

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

What would be the point of a motorbike if it couldn't do that?

[-] dayna@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 months ago

I’m sorry, but you’re not allowed to dislike this. Under the urban umbrella and it has my protection. You must appreciate it

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