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[-] superkret@feddit.org 28 points 2 weeks ago

The truck driver French Fry'd when he should have Pizza'd.

[-] boydster@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

Wouldn't ya know it, he had a bad time

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

Well that just sounds like he was having a bad time.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Not the onion, potatoes… lots of them.

I want onion rings now, but those aren't allowed in c/nottheonionrings

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 10 points 2 weeks ago

Release the national ketchup reserves!

[-] fubarx@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago
[-] OwlPaste@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

So it was only half a crash?

[-] Xeroxchasechase@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

These damn French!

this post was submitted on 30 Aug 2024
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