I always knew that THIS is how kidney beans looked, I've been lied to my whole life.
this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2024
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Bean lied to*
I call my toddler "Little Bean" as a term of endearment (well predating my knowledge of lemmy, let alone this trend). I just showed this picture to my wife and said it was a representation of our toddler when they're an adult.
My wife rolled her eyes at me.
edit: Clarification.
Imagine the sounds created as this behemoth slides out of the can. I'm gonna be sick.
Schlorp
It takes a few tries so it's more like schlick schlick schloop sssccchhhlllorp
Heinz can or heiny can?
I hate that it's bean on toast
It’s just a big bean.
That's what they like to make you think.
... Always has been.
I prefer mine skinny and 
Stop trying to make Bean happen
He asked for kidney beans on toast not kidney on toast!
The pinto potato
Bean there, done that
Heinz Fetus in Placenta Concentrate.
The Queen Bean.
Big Beanis
Brits are salivating.
Thats a lot of bean
Fresh off Jack's bean stalk
As my eyes scanned from top to bottom I felt an immense sense of dread
Here were my emotions in the form of emoji 😐 😐 🙁 ☹️
I love Heinz beans. So much so, that I import the British version in the teal can even though I live 4hrs from Pittsburgh.
THE BIG ONEEE TREVOR MICHAEL AND LESTER YELL IN UNISON
Opiates dung be like
Whoops, all bean.
Contains one (1) big bean
