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[-] Marthirial@lemmy.world 83 points 1 month ago

Notice how the shit they are peddling to scam their followers is getting more desperate.

It went from NFTs, shoes and bibles to straight up booze.

Next up, Trump Onlyfans?

[-] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 month ago

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

I'm going to make you sicker: imagine Trump playing with his nipples while yelling about how the election was stolen...

[-] JayleneSlide@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

JFC, really, Squid? It's too early in the morning for that. 😆

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Trump Onlyfans

Lots of pee tapes, and women who look like his daughter.

[-] Chocrates@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

They have been drop shipping freedom beer since at least the chuds were chucking their Keurigs off balconies

[-] iamericandre@lemmy.world 49 points 1 month ago

Shirtless guy on the can full of presumably cum. Definitely not gay

[-] bcgm3@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Trump said the Hulkster has a great looking can 😏

[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago

One washed up celeb endorsing another. So weird.

[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

The crab bucket effect is when people try to prevent others from escaping a bad situation.

What's the opposite of that, where bad people try to lift each other up in ways such that almost nobody would want any of them to succeed?

[-] Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago

The Tower of Crabel?

[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I learnt it as the monkeys in a cage analogy.

[-] Lets_Eat_Grandma@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's desperation before the curtain closes for them forever.

Dumpy is old enough that it's almost time.

Hoagie aint too far off either given that he's in his 70s and very tall, which tends to give you health issues as you get older.

It really is desperation. There's a reason why this wasn't going on in 2016-2020 for the most part. Only after losing the election did truth social come out (2022.) The money grab bible also came in 2021, after he lost.

[-] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 month ago

It looks like a PBR holiday edition or something.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

It comes pre-skunky.

[-] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I was in an elevator and ran into Gene Upshaw, the great guard from the Oakland Raiders. Big Gene raised his finger up and looked at me and said, 'You boys need to form a union. ' I tried to do it and it was Hulk Hogan that ratted me out to Vince McMahon and subsequently I was fired and lost my job.

-Jesse Ventura on Hulk Hogan

Killing unions, a true American Patriot. A wrestler's Union could have literally saved lives.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

You can see why he loves Trump.

[-] KingGordon@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Terry Bollea is an asshole.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago
[-] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

And a union busting traitor who betrayed his best friend Jesse 'The Body' Ventura

[-] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

That's a pretty gay logo. Why are conservatives always fawning over muscular men?

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Isn't schlubbing for brands while campaigning for president illegal?

[-] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago

We're talking about a guy who shilled products in the oval office if there aren't consequences it doesn't matter.

[-] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

His brother died from alcoholism and he claims he's never touched a drop of the stuff.

[-] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

I never heard of that. He lies about everything else though. It would explain his Diet Coke fixation.

[-] Bassman1805@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

His claim that he's never drank any alcohol might be exaggerated, but if he were lying about not drinking in general, somebody would've leaked it by now.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

All I know is that, according to Wikipedia, Freddie Trump's alcoholism was so bad by 1970 that his wife made him leave their home and got Trump Sr. to agree to change the locks. And Donald was only 24 by then. I could definitely see him being against the whole idea of alcohol by the time he got to his teenage years if it was that bad by then. Donald is eight years younger than Freddie.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Trump_Jr.#Alcoholism_and_death

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

That would require dickbag trump to have the ability to discern consequences from actions, which he does not have.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I guess I don't know him as well as you do.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

He sounds like a drunk uncle every time he talks. Dude probably has wet brain and doesn't need to drink to be drunk anymore.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

He claims a lot of stuff and it always ends up being untrue.

[-] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Oh yeah the guy that puts ketchup on burned steaks and doesn’t drink knows a quality beer.

[-] simplejack@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Real American beer should have Mankind / Mick Foley on it.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Andre the Giant, other than the fact that he was French, but we will give him honorary USA citizenship.

Hell the French are better at protesting and replacing their government than we are at this point.

[-] simplejack@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Left France, wrestled for the WWF, starred in Hollywood movies, fought Arnold Schwarzenegger in one of those movies, ate 12 steaks in a sitting, could drink over 100 beers on a night out, took up two seats on an airplane.

I think he actually died of being too American.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Was he in any movies other than "Inconceivable! : The ~~Musical~~ Screenplay"?

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Nothing more American than claiming French things are ours

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

They put nasty light in a weird new can

[-] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago

real american beer is just Canned sparkling water

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

No it isn't. I like canned sparkling water with the unsweetened fruit flavors.

[-] 108@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

The first time I saw the can I thought he was holding a mop or broom. I don’t know why.

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

The Champion of Beers sounds a heck of a lot like the Champagne of Beers.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I don’t take beer advice from teetotalers and I don’t know why anyone would

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