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cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/13349939

cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/13145612

(edit) Would someone please ship some counterfeit money through there and get it confiscated, so the police can then be investigated for spending counterfeit money?

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[-] BigMacHole@lemm.ee 47 points 1 month ago

If Socialists have their way we're going to Lose ALL OUR COPS because we Won't let them STEAL our Money anymore! Why would anyone become a Cop if they can't STEAL our MONEY?

[-] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 month ago

To beat and shoot minorities with no repercussions

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 month ago

Don't forget their favorite passtime: blowing a hole through Fido's face as the kids watch their beloved family dog die slowly while howling in pain!

[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 38 points 1 month ago

“Hah Timmy, guess your stupid little ass ain’t getting grandmas crisp 20 dollar bill for your birthday this year! Better luck next year you 7 year old sack of shit!” -American cops, probably.

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 14 points 1 month ago

Little Timmy would have probably spent it on drugs anyway. That there's drug money!

[-] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 month ago

It's a legal cartel

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

Remember friends, use the USPS for all your criminal transport needs.

[-] Mirshe@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Yeah, there's a reason they do this with PRIVATE shipment hubs and not USPS hubs.

[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

What do the dogs do with all that money?

[-] metaStatic@kbin.earth 3 points 1 month ago

Buy Scooby Snacks

[-] myrrh@ttrpg.network 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

...when i was growing up waaay back in the depths of the twentieth century, standard protocol was never to send cash: check, money order, or COD only...in my grandparents' generation, stamps were also often accepted as legal tender!..

...does anyone even do cash-on-delivery anymore?..i never used it but i feel like i haven't seen mention in thirty years...

...so anyway, we had an onion on our belt, which was the style at the time, and my point is that not sending cash is nothing new...i guess the idea back then was that sending cash either risked loss/theft or facilitated illicit commerce; i never really figured out which...

...is sending cash any different now?..

[-] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 month ago

Sure, but "sending cash is risky" is different than "if you send cash police will legally steal it."

[-] myrrh@ttrpg.network 8 points 1 month ago

...that's a fair point and civil forfeiture for carrying cash on your person is a thing now, too...

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

https://www.dickinson.edu/news/article/3193/dickinson_college_chemistry_class_explores_the_presence_of_drug_residue_on_us_currency

Here's a startling fact: Roughly 90 percent of the dollar bills in circulation in the U.S. have been shown to contain cocaine residue.

So they just steal 90% of the moneys for no reason, cool cool.

edit No wait i was stupid, they just sniff for cash, not drugs, and just keep 100%

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