I write several flavours of BASIC fluently, Fortran and Pascal passably, three forms of assembler well enough to get by, and I've worked in COBOL.

according to larry wall perl is the looney tunes theme song

APL is Ithkuil.

i'm in this photo and i don't like it

soo...is FORTRAN greek? Or phoenecian?

oddly enough those also correspond approximately to how well I (native German speaker) know each of these languages; but why is there a stereotype that us Python devs and Esperantists need to shower more? :(

Python malfeliĉas min.