I'm on the fence if the reply is ruining the joke, as OP clearly wrote the last sentence as the punchline
this post was submitted on 27 Sep 2024
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It is, but I figured it out eventually. I mean he did. Probably.
I've watched enough catfish, OP might be in hard denial.
Roommate is a woman
Why would a woman be looking for guys on grindr
You know about the penis that turned the lesbian straight? Same thing but for women pussy.
Blanche, I can change him!
There are a surprising number of cis women on Grindr. The ones that aren't bots I've seen are usually looking for either a third for a MMF threesome, a trans guy/gal, or really want a bi partner.
what if they just want to give a nsa blowjob through a glory hole?
To try and "convert" a gay guy
That's why it's a mystery
I see at least 3 people that are 100-200 feet away, meaning they are in adjacent apartments.
If I saw one that was 1-2 feet away, I'd have to ask which of the two people I live with are on Grindr.
Let's assume OOP is an openly gay dude. That's why he has a profile pic on grindr (implied). The dude who's hounding him doesn't.
Suppose OP is roommates with a woman.
Suppose that woman is in a relationship with a guy who's bi/curious/closeted and is hounding OOP because he's seen him while visiting her.
That would make sense.
But I think it's just a punchline
Whoa. Can we go deeper?
That's usually the opposite of what they say.
No no please. Continue.
Also something I hear very rarely.
I mean, they are both on grindr