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The Dredge Tank. For posting all the low tier reactionary bullshit that you can't post anywhere else. Got some bullshit from Reddit with 2 upvotes and want to share, post it here.

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[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 58 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This is a woman who eats exclusively steak and butter and was hospitalised for dehydration because she forgot to drink water for several days

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago

I couldn't even imagine - going to pee and it looks like a damn oil change.

[–] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago

Guys great news: if you merely bend at the hips a little you turn from man to woman.

This is way cheaper than DIY hormones

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago

G*mer girls proving they can be just as stupid as the G*mer boys can.

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I love how the red lines on the right just do not follow the body at all

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

I like how the ones on the left cut into the silhouette to make some kind of alien cube thighs

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They rounded Chief's shoulders, made him look soft.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

And the Warhammer guys got the biggest, roundest shoulders

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

These people are some of the dumbest on the planet...

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

Give that big clonky robot man some big clonky robot balls so we know for a fact that he's a man

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

clueless Masculine thing is too feminine...alternatively...feminine thing is too masculine. That will be $1,000s and millions of followers please

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Didn't they say that the Halo character that got added to one of the Dead or Alive games was a woman so the gamers could awooga over Mister Chef and have it be totally hetero and freeze-gamer safe?

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

What would the world be like if gamers had the wherewithal not to repress their feelings? Not even being facetious, I really do wonder

They should play silent hill again until they get the point of those games

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

Where are the lines to show where the penis is facing?

[–] Philosophosphorous@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

the pic on the right looks so much better imo (and i say that as someone that loves the OG halo armor design), it actually looks like a kind of large muscular guy wearing bulky power armor. most soldiers even in modern times don't look slender and v shaped when they wear their body armor and pouches and such, carrying weight around your hips is optimal to reduce pressure on your spine. even if this cybernetic super soldier was somehow also a dehydrated half-starved bodybuilder with shredded vanity muscles and 0% body fat, which would be unhealthy and unrealistic and impractical for someone expected to have enough stamina to take part in technical long term spec ops combat missions, you shouldn't be able to see that through the power armor. under the armor the dude should look like a gorilla (muscular and round with a healthy layer of fat, think mr. atlas or butterbean) or a twink (skinny but with endurance and stamina, very efficient but not too large muscles, think Bruce Lee or the skinny glasses guy from Full Metal Jacket)

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I agree. The updated graphics do a really good job of describing depth and perspective. I love that she traces around the bending of the arm - like clearly she perceives that the arm is coming forward out of the shot. It's no longer just moving a model out of the t pose; you have the technology to really capture a character cinematicly: background, light, materials, and anatomy all need to come together.

And, by the way, here's the plate armor for an old king of Sweden from Wikipedia

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Look at all these wide-hipped soyboys

[–] Philosophosphorous@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

when your armor is thicc as well as thick

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Me upon realizing that a thick breastplate is mutually exclusive with looking contoured. pepperman-grudge

[–] Philosophosphorous@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

thats a good example, those are some thicc thigh plates and curvaceous breastplate lines lol. i spent a while trying to find the tournament armor of some english king whose name i forget who was famous for being huge and athletic when he was younger but i couldn't find it. the dude was built like a football player or a wrestler tho, not some triangular torso bodybuilder.

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

armor sloped like a T34 t34

guess halo really is going woke

[–] Grebgreb@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Another thing to note is that he is not properly proportional to an actual human, at least in Halo 2. So it's possible ue5 chief just has actual human proportions unlike in Halo 1,

[–] bestesttrash@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

Before this post, I had no idea who melonie mac was. I now wish I had never read this post, ty.

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

Everyone who does this needs to post nudes of themselves and if they don't match the perfect vitruvian physique for their respective gender, we get to jail them.

Even if they do, we still jail them.

[–] egg1918@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Ah yes a slim waistline, the defining characteristic of a man

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

She went from being a wannabe Pokimane to whoever the current female grifter is. They go through so many I lose track of them.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hrrnng Cortana I'm trying to sneak into the Halo but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the Covenant

[–] Grebgreb@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

There's a skull in Halo 1a that makes the player's character audio really loud which increases enemy awareness so you could actually do that

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

I'm convinced you could convince these smoothed brained specimens of just about anything by drawing a few random red lines on any image and implying that of you're smart you know what this means.

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 2 months ago

Fellas, is it trans to stick your arm out at a 45 degree angle?

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

These losers are so pathetic good lord