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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He's got the lobes for business

[–] OneCardboardBox@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Grand Nagus has come to earth in search of profit

[–] SmoothLiquidation@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Inconceivable!

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

We had this discussion the other day

"You hear that noice? What the fuck are they nailing over there at this time (late evening)??"

*hears a moan*

"Oh damn, never mind then"

Also fun times thinking our neighbor had a treadmill she ran on a pretty regularly throughout the week but turns out she was just getting railed on a schedule by a dude who kept a very constant pace. I honestly still crack up when I see a treadmill. Dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum for 10 minutes. A real metronome, that guy.

[–] raoul@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 month ago

turns out she was just getting railed on a schedule by a dude who kept a very constant pace ... a real metronome

You make my day with this one 🤣

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My apartment is fully concrete between floors and between units. I have never heard a neighbor. I thank glob every day 🙏🙏🙏

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Dickhead neighbors, dickhead managers, dickhead landlords. Rent is too damn high. Screaming children. Cops getting call for domestic disputes and blocking hallways. Laundry room politics. Do you want me to go on?

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

It's a compromise for efficient living closer to centers and more affordable to other forms of housing in the same location. But you also have to deal with other people (more) than in other forms.

[–] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They really need weight and age limits on upper floors. So tired of fatass Mcgee and his unhinged kids playing hopscotch with Danish clogs on day and night.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Penthouse master race

[–] fushuan@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sounds like a "your apartment" problem. Besides rent none of that applies for my apartment. Laundry room politics??? Each apartment has their own washing machine here.

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com -3 points 1 month ago

Actually I'd want you to go on.

Those seemingly universal issues with management, landlords and rents could be lessened by more co-op housing, I'd also contrast those issues with HOAs in suburbs.

Relations with neighbours depend on what kind of issues exist and general social net of a given area. People might complain or argue less when the social stratification doesn't hinder the access to their needs.

ACAB.

Hallways are sacred. Blocking hallways is a fire safety issue and should be dealt with proportionally seriously by the inhabitants. Asking the neighbours with clearing the hallways creates interaction and teaches mutual care and consideration. Anything else could be escalated.

Laundry room politics is a landlord and tenant protection failure, tenants have a right to affordable clean clothes IMO.

I'd also argue that apartments have a bunch of advantages for a city as they provide density-related infrastructure for better mobility (i.e. public transit, shorter travel times), better access to consumption and jobs et cetera.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 3 points 1 month ago

To increase the housing inventory.

[–] orhtej2@eviltoast.org 5 points 1 month ago

For those interested that's Jerzy Urban

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 month ago

This guy could hear kids playing on his lawn from 5 miles away.

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[–] konalt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

This guy can hear your nightmares

[–] greenshirtdenimjeans@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SmoothLiquidation@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

If he’s Mac, where is Me?

dude.. shoulda been 'when youre the inspiration for the ferengi'

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I bet this guy can easily pick up faint sounds a mile away.