Keep one of those brush/scraper things in your car.

Clean the snow off your car before driving.

CLEAN THE SNOW OFF YOUR CAR BEFORE DRIVING

All of it

If it is going to be a lot of snow, don’t wait until it is over before you start digging out.

Salt/pet friendly ice melt for your walkways

Have a snow blower? Don’t wait until the day before to see if it still runs. Make sure you have gas for it

Slow drip on a faucet to prevent pipes from bursting

If the market is down then you just get to buy more at a discount. It should pay off in a few decades

Upvoting but not reading it because I probably won’t even understand.

But…what is your job?

This is what I use, it’s solid.

‘Because if they don’t, we will bump them higher on our enemies list’

I think he meant to say that it looked like a tropical earthquake blew through there.

https://youtu.be/pqLKL8hYo8M?si=MVgl0g83iEozj1Nf

Hey Pedro, Peeeeddddrrroooo

Is that when Pedro gets it? I need to rewatch now, it’s been like 20 years.

Once you finish reading you’ll know why.

The Abe Sada

(Japanese: Abe Sada 阿部定)

The remains of a telephone pole cut down. The name refers to the Abe Sada Incident; a famous case from 1930s Japan in which a woman strangled her lover and then severed his genitalia with a kitchen knife.