Good technique in dance to me is not just someone who can do a perfect tendu, but also someone who can urinate on cue,” Holzinger told the Guardian in an interview earlier this year.
Just your average choreographer 😄
Good technique in dance to me is not just someone who can do a perfect tendu, but also someone who can urinate on cue,” Holzinger told the Guardian in an interview earlier this year.
Just your average choreographer 😄
"To me, a good dancer is someone who can urinate on cue"
Wtf dude
Very good splits Hazel, now shit on Julia's chest. I said give Julia a Cleveland Streamer!!!
🤔
I heard a short interview with the opera houses intendant (if I recall correctly) and he was pretty ~~unphased~~ unfazed by this story. He said that it was not uncommon that a few of the 1400 guests of the opera house get nauseous during a show especially on hot days when air gets stale...
Sounded like he wasn't convinced the nausea during the Santa performance was because of the play itself.
*unfazed
"fazed" means "disconcerted or perturbed", just FYI, and I will take my downvotes now
Interesting, never knew.
Here's another one some people have never realized. Literally is not the same word as literately
Man, Germany has all the cool shit.
~~cool~~ fresh shit
action paintings with blood and fresh excrement
why would you sign up for something like this if you're a goddamn pussy
It looks like there were warnings in advance too
Visitors to the adults-only show were alerted in advance to a long list of warnings for potential triggers including incense, loud noises, explicit sexual acts and sexual violence.
FWIW, I'm a sideshow performer and have been in shows that were exactly like this (though I don't do full nudity or piercing). There's always a content warning at the top of the show. Though I'm surprised (but not) they allowed live sex. Even where I live, which has pretty lenient blue laws, live sex is a hard no.
Also, this sounds amazing
The version that unsettled audience members in Stuttgart this year supplanted the original musical performance with naked nuns rollerskating on a movable half-pipe at the centre of the stage, a wall of crucified naked bodies and a lesbian priest saying mass.
How are you supposed to know the priest is a lesbian if they didn't tell you?
How do you know if someone is a nun when they are all naked? 🤔
It's a matter of habit.
If you've never seen copious amounts of blood before, you might not know you're a goddamn pussy. I didn't know blood would make me queasy until I was trying to clean glass and blood from the floor before my dogs ran in to see the commotion as the skin on the backs of 2 fingers was flapping and undoing all my blood cleanup. It damaged something in my nail base, too, because I have a scar that ends at a permanent ridge in my nail extrusion.
Why would you shove a toothpick under your toenail and kick the wall as hard as you can if you're a goddamn pussy
look at this if you wanna know what the opera looks like. The fascinating thing to me is that they apparently put on several shows in Schwerin (predominantly protestsnt town in northern Germany) without much fuss.
Dafaq am I reading?
Rage bait
Sounds like a fun time.
Yeah, I'm sure that's accurate and complete information, and not just a shock horror show fishing for attention.
I saw something like this at a goth Burlesque in the PNW, with a cheek piercing. I'm not sure what caused so many people in this performance to feel ill though, I don't see many details.
I don't see many details.
They probably saw ALL the details
Is opera not about the maximal? I think such things absolutely require content warnings, but also that sounds like the sort of show I’d attend (and know people who’d perform in)
unsimulated
seems like an unnecessarily extra word. you could just say 'included live piercing, sexual intercourse and blah blah..
and copious amounts of fake and real blood
Where did they use the real blood? I thought theaters avoid it because it's really hard to clean and it coagulates after being exposed to air for a while. (though fake blood is also really expensive from what I've heard)
I imagine it's probably something to do with the live piercing, which I assume to be hook pulls? Needle play really icks some people out, but I don't know if it would be visible from an opera stage
LOL! They even have penguins (nuns) on stage.
How do I see or even find out about crazy shows like this?
Honestly, check with your local alternative community. You probably don’t have anything local, but where the body mod types, performance artists, and bdsm folks interact winds up with shit like thie
Sounds like a Genitorturers concert!
Or a Crash Worship concert.
Bitchin'...
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