The simping of uk is legendary
Ok, so it's definitely going to be Trump in the White House next year
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like, what stunning political insight is to be gained here?
Well, we find the most successful route to power is to have your opponents control government for fourteen years, so that by then people are so absolutely sick of them that you win by virtue of being the only other option to hand. Also use the press to punish your left flank. Policy? What's that?
Also, have the luck of operating within a FPTP system and have the other side splitting their vote between two parties.
Huh, didn't know Reform split the vote hard enough to cost that many seats to the tories. A 12-point swing to one party is HUGE.
Vance. Trump will get domed by a three letter agency and heβll win posthumously because the Democrats are that bad.
Hope they're knocking doors in my part of PA. Getting door knocked by British nationals campaigning for Kamala Harris. I would probably burst out laughing honestly.
Imagine you're a Pennsylvania swing voter (a complete numbskull) and a Starmerite knocks on your door to tell you, "Wot wot ol' chap. It would be right bloody brilliant if you voted for Kamala, love!"
Imagine if you're in north carolina
"What kind of Mexican are you?"
βOh whatβs that youβve got on the telly, mate? Oh, a match of, handegg, a-hah-hah!β
"Honey, there's a Frenchman at the door!"
Is this that foreign interference I keep hearing the Democrats talk about?
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Donβt worry Dems, the cavalry is coming.
The cavalry:
yeah, but consider this: the number of Starmerites that will be threatened with gun violence for political soliciting will not be zero.
I hope they're greeted with ninja swords and nunchuks
Only if they knock on a larouchites door
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HAHHAAHHAHY FUCK.
This is lanyard Erasmus. For a couple of weeks that party-provided housing will be the scene of alarming amounts of bad-to-mid sex between sone of the most annoying people in existence.
Maybe mid sex is their kink?
lol sheβs gonna lose virginia
You know these ghouls are only going to friendly territory aka NOVA/Alexandria, VA aka suburbs of D.C.
Americans, just this once, keep on doing you...
She'll never hold a candle to the reporting from Nigella Poetry.
βope yer comin out ta the election on chewsday mate