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The simping of uk is legendary

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[-] Lussy@hexbear.net 23 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Don’t worry Dems, the cavalry is coming.

The cavalry:

[-] rentasonder@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 14 hours ago

The shitlib Light Brigade

[-] O__O@hexbear.net 18 points 14 hours ago

Labour really think they won the UK election due to their skill and brilliance don't they?

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 48 points 16 hours ago

Ok, so it's definitely going to be Trump in the White House next year

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 31 points 16 hours ago

like, what stunning political insight is to be gained here?

Well, we find the most successful route to power is to have your opponents control government for fourteen years, so that by then people are so absolutely sick of them that you win by virtue of being the only other option to hand. Also use the press to punish your left flank. Policy? What's that?

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 8 points 14 hours ago

Also, have the luck of operating within a FPTP system and have the other side splitting their vote between two parties.

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Huh, didn't know Reform split the vote hard enough to cost that many seats to the tories. A 12-point swing to one party is HUGE.

[-] Pentacat@hexbear.net 21 points 15 hours ago

Vance. Trump will get domed by a three letter agency and he’ll win posthumously because the Democrats are that bad.

[-] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 44 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Hope they're knocking doors in my part of PA. Getting door knocked by British nationals campaigning for Kamala Harris. I would probably burst out laughing honestly.

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 24 points 15 hours ago

yeah, but consider this: the number of Starmerites that will be threatened with gun violence for political soliciting will not be zero.

[-] regul@hexbear.net 34 points 16 hours ago

Imagine you're a Pennsylvania swing voter (a complete numbskull) and a Starmerite knocks on your door to tell you, "Wot wot ol' chap. It would be right bloody brilliant if you voted for Kamala, love!"

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 17 points 15 hours ago

"Honey, there's a Frenchman at the door!"

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 24 points 16 hours ago

“Oh what’s that you’ve got on the telly, mate? Oh, a match of, handegg, a-hah-hah!”

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 26 points 16 hours ago

Imagine if you're in north carolina

[-] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 15 points 14 hours ago

lol she’s gonna lose virginia

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 15 points 14 hours ago

This is lanyard Erasmus. For a couple of weeks that party-provided housing will be the scene of alarming amounts of bad-to-mid sex between sone of the most annoying people in existence.

[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 15 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

‘ope yer comin out ta the election on chewsday mate

[-] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 14 points 14 hours ago

Americans, just this once, keep on doing you...

[-] Speaker@hexbear.net 3 points 10 hours ago

She'll never hold a candle to the reporting from Nigella Poetry.

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 29 points 16 hours ago

Is this that foreign interference I keep hearing the Democrats talk about?

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 25 points 16 hours ago
[-] FunkYankkkees@hexbear.net 21 points 16 hours ago
[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 19 points 16 hours ago

I hope they're greeted with ninja swords and nunchuks

[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 10 points 15 hours ago

Only if they knock on a larouchites door

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 19 points 17 hours ago

...

HAHHAAHHAHY FUCK.

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