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Anon loves sunny days (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Who gets chapped lips from a sunny day? Where are you, the fucking Sahara desert?

[-] Loonesota@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Life in a northern climate at this time of year, my dude. Already had to bust out the chapstick from how dry it's been.

[-] Matriks404@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I love sunny day, but even more...

I LOVE THE RAINY NIGHT.

[-] _Sprite@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago
[-] curiousaur@reddthat.com 3 points 1 day ago

The best chapstick is enough water.

[-] Leviathan@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

Chapped lips in the summer? I've only ever gotten chapped lips in winter.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Just live in the Mountain West - Colorado, Arizona, Utah. The air is so dry it actively mummifies you every day of the year.

Eh, I live in Utah and I also only get chapped lips in the winter. It sucked the first year when I moved here, but my body adapted.

[-] Leviathan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I love the desert heat. Chapped lips aside it's my dream.

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 116 points 2 days ago

anon rawdogs sunlight, blames society

> Doesn't know about sunglasses

> Doesn't know about sunscreen

> What even is water

> Acclimated to climate controlled rooms

> No really, what is water

> Do you even walk bro

To be fair, exposing yourself to the sun is unsafe. During summer the rule is: Don't go out into the sun. If you have to go into the sun, cover yourself with clothes. If you can't cover yourself with clothes, wear sunscreen. And limit the sun exposure to an absolute minimum. There is no safe tan.

[-] don@lemm.ee 21 points 2 days ago

The basic two-step human respiratory process completely baffles anon. He regularly forgets whether he should inhale or exhale. Anon is well known for tripping over stray dust particles.

[-] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 10 points 2 days ago

As someone who wears sun hoodies to avoid negative effects, I respect the evils of the sun.

That being said, people in the US need to learn acclimation. It does not need to be 15 degrees colder inside. In 2 weeks your body normalizes.

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

As someone who does not live in a climate controlled home but occasionally stays with people who do, I wholly disagree. I love being able to breathe and think rather than having to be in a place that's just 7-10°F colder because of a lot of effort airing at the right times.

[-] spookex@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah, idk what that guy is about, few months ago the outside temp was like 32°C and, because my apartment has crap insulation, the inside temp was either equal or higher. That was not fun and didn't help with going outside at all.

[-] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I have this too. Some genius did not invest in window blinds on the outside.

By midday I can just open up everything and let the 32c air in because it already warmed up to that temperature.

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[-] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 46 points 2 days ago

I love WEARING SUNGLASSES.

I love WEARING A HAT.

I love DRINKING WATER.

I Love WEARING SUNBLOCK.

Jesus christ dude, if you get yourself into some kind of shape that isn't round, you aren't going to have these problems.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

OP thinks sunny days are too hard. I have no idea how he survives rainy days. A bit of snow would kill him instantly.

[-] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

I hate sunscreen, the only thing worse than being sweaty all day is being sweaty and oily and sticky.

[-] dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 8 points 2 days ago

I only disagree with the drinking water one to be honest. The others I find legitimately annoying. I still wear sunscreen, but only because sunburn is even worse

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[-] Pulptastic@midwest.social 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 48 points 2 days ago

Meanwhile, people who say they love cold weather:

"I like sweaters, coats and boots, bundling up, sitting inside by a fire with hot cocoa.". Really sounds like they enjoy being warm, not cold after all.

So maybe "I like air conditioning, watching the sun from inside, the feeling of coming in out of the heat in the summer, a refreshing cold shower in the morning, being able to wear fashionable sunglasses and hats."

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago

I like feeling the cold around me while protecting my vitals from it.

As I'm sure you've heard and maybe even contemplated, I can generally warm myself up. It's a lot harder to cool myself down, at least past a certain point.

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[-] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Solutions to being too cold - put on more layers, get a hot beverage, do some light exercise

Solutions to being too hot - get to some AC, splash water on yourself, take off layers

The problem is that the first set of solutions is generally more accessible and work-friendly. I can't take off my shirt on a site visit for work (or even wear shorts, and being in damp sweaty clothes is miserable compared to being chilly and needing to warm up.

[-] Default_Defect@midwest.social 17 points 2 days ago

There's more of a comfy-ness to being enveloped by warmth when its cold out.

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[-] Yes_Man@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

"normoids" is really something.

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago

You don't have to lie out in the sun naked from dawn to dusk without water to enjoy a sunny day.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

theyre lovin the D

[-] SamuraiBeandog@lemmy.world 56 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Y'all are a bunch of lizard people, anon gets it. The sun is literally trying to kill you.

[-] don@lemm.ee 40 points 2 days ago
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[-] flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 days ago

So is oxygen, but you gotta keep breathing.

The sun at least also makes you happy.

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[-] mostdubious@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

the comments here made me smile. glad to know lemmy isn't all basement dwellers

[-] Zapados@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

Some of us dwell in caves.

[-] IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

partly cloudy weather best weather

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[-] Corno@lemm.ee 12 points 2 days ago

I love sunny, snowy days. 20°C and above is just "hot" for me

[-] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

All of those things can be avoided by following Australia's public health messaging that all kids have learnt since the early 90s. It started as Slip, slop, slap.

It's now:

  • Slip (slip on a shirt i.e. Cover your skin in the sun)
  • Slop (slop on sunscreen and make sure you reapply)
  • Slap (slap on a hat, ideally a wide brimmed sunhat)
  • Seek (seek shade - you shouldn't spend too long in direct sun)
  • Slide (slide on some sunnies - protect your eyes).

While the country does periodically catch on fire over here, I love our summers. But to enjoy them, you basically have to remember that you're made of meat and if left under the grill in the sky, you will cook.

If you're morbidly obese I can understand summer being very uncomfortable. But for most people, taking simple steps can make even a 40°c day comfortable.

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[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

They forgot skin cancer

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I love all this and the fact that exposure to the sun can make my autoimmune disease worse and can actually do permanent damage to organs and could kill me if I get burnt bad enough. Got the diagnosis right after I got back into riding horses. -_-

[-] wieson@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

BlackHoodedDeathRiderOfTheApocalypse.jpg

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Lmao. I'm considering doing a Dullahan costume next year for Halloween and using one of the horses for it lol

[-] angrystego@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

I am the normoid. I really enjoy it. I guess I'm well equipped for the future.

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 days ago

I love sunny days when it's reasonable temperature outside, between 15-20°C when you can do sports with t-shirt and shorts without getting uncomfortably hot

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