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[-] Okokimup@lemmy.world 41 points 6 days ago

Like that isn't exactly what a dog wants to see.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

I mean, if I were a dog I'd love it

[-] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 days ago

Just like porn.

Can't touch, taste, or feel it.

On a related note: I had a friend who named their dog Goon or Gooner when doing the puppy talk. It was a trained attack dog. The term goon meant what it meant then, unlike now.

[-] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 5 days ago
[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 5 days ago

sad dog with images of hot human women

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Do I look like I know what a JPEG is?

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 7 points 6 days ago

I really want this to be a video. A good two minute long video of this dog desperately trying to find dog smut.

[-] angrystego@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

The only reason the dog is not satisfied is that they can't lick it into reality.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

I looked up 'long bananas'

Never again..

[-] independantiste@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

Nugget porn also isn't just regular food "porn" of nuggets

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

youll never find pantless hot dogs anywhere, poochy

this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2024
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