Fraudsters steal 22 tonnes of high-value cheddar (www.bbc.co.uk)

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[-] rem26_art@fedia.io 1 points 14 minutes ago

crimes in Skyrim be like

[-] Superfool@lemmy.world 1 points 20 minutes ago

How did they steal it, you may ask?

Caerphilly.

I'll see myself out.

[-] teft@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

I understand the desire to steal cheddar. Sometimes I stare longingly at the large blocks in my local cheese shop.

But you can't give in to intrusive thoughts, people.

[-] ryan213@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 hours ago

[me to the getaway driver] let's cheese it!

[driver kicks me to the curb at the police station]

[-] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 11 points 2 hours ago

Curd you not

[-] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 hour ago

I don't think they heard you, they already got a whey.

[-] Dkarma@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago

They made a quick Gouda way

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago

Gotta make that cheddar.

[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

Uh.

Does anyone currently know James May's whereabouts now that Andy Wilman is presumably no longer keeping tabs on him?

[-] Samdell@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 2 hours ago

Another foodstuff heist for the record, line it up with the classic

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Canadian_Maple_Syrup_Heist

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 hours ago

A day that will live in Canadian Infamy

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

It’s not easy bein’ cheesy

this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2024

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