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[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

I have a feeling their next crime will be hijacking a truck full of crackers or possibly a winery heist.

[-] teft@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago

I understand the desire to steal cheddar. Sometimes I stare longingly at the large blocks in my local cheese shop.

But you can't give in to intrusive thoughts, people.

[-] rem26_art@fedia.io 3 points 2 hours ago

crimes in Skyrim be like

[-] ryan213@lemmy.ca 22 points 4 hours ago

[me to the getaway driver] let's cheese it!

[driver kicks me to the curb at the police station]

[-] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 12 points 4 hours ago
[-] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 hours ago

I don't think they heard you, they already got a whey.

[-] Dkarma@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

They made a quick Gouda way

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

Gotta make that cheddar.

[-] Samdell@lemmynsfw.com 17 points 4 hours ago

Another foodstuff heist for the record, line it up with the classic

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Canadian_Maple_Syrup_Heist

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 hours ago

A day that will live in Canadian Infamy

[-] Superfool@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

How did they steal it, you may ask?

Caerphilly.

I'll see myself out.

[-] notabot@lemm.ee 1 points 59 minutes ago

Very gouda. You deserve a rind of applause for that one.

[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

Uh.

Does anyone currently know James May's whereabouts now that Andy Wilman is presumably no longer keeping tabs on him?

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

It’s not easy bein’ cheesy

this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2024
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