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Instead of winning lotteries, let’s just give everyone UBI and take billionaires wealth. It will be good for society, good for kids, and we will destroy the powers that are destroying our planet.

[-] SaniFlush@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago

UBI would be at best a layer of spackle on a government and economy which needs to be replaced entirely. At this rate though, even spackle would be nice...

[-] penquin@lemm.ee 3 points 30 minutes ago

"I won't the lottery" sums it up.

[-] NerdInSuspenders@leminal.space 6 points 1 hour ago

Clearly didn’t win Mega Millions; no beef jerky in that cart.

[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 26 minutes ago

I felt like I was committing robbery when I found out Aldi sells jerky for around $1/oz in my area. I don’t eat it but my spouse does and that shit is expensive!

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 9 points 1 hour ago

I like this world where won't is the past tense of won 👍

[-] pteramander@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 52 minutes ago

I spent like 30 seconds trying to figure out how this was loss.

[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 hour ago

“I want to be rich enough to not think twice about extra guac.”

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 1 points 1 hour ago

Honestly, I suspect it would be difficult for me to let go over being stingy about grocery shopping and Id probably still stress over being efficient with the price even if I got no tangible benefit of it, just out of habit.

this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2024
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