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Blessica Blimpson (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 57 minutes ago

thanks to my husband

It's all my husband's fault that I want to curse my child with a shitty name. How they go through life doesn't matter to me. They're my creation, and what I want is all that matters.

What the actual fuck. Just name your kid Paisley if you don't care about their experience after they leave your body. Whether kids know who Jessica Simpson is or not, you're giving your kid a stupid name. They will correctly hate you for it.

[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 1 points 8 minutes ago

She won't get made fun of for sounding like Jessica Simpson...no will care, they'll be too busy making of "Blessica"

[-] chalupapocalypse@lemmy.world 16 points 1 hour ago
[-] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 14 points 1 hour ago

Blumpkin Blimpson is an amazing name

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 1 points 18 minutes ago

I might actual get mines legally changed.

Damn. Beautiful!

[-] ericatty@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 hour ago

Blisa

Maybe the Simpsons will still be on air...

[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 81 points 3 hours ago

It's a child not a vanity plate

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[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 43 points 3 hours ago

The kid needs a middle name:

Blessica Blaykelyn Bimpson

[-] Stowaway@midwest.social 10 points 1 hour ago

For some reason I read this in daffy ducks voice, and it fit perfectly.

[-] Darohan@lemmy.zip 82 points 4 hours ago

Blessica Blimpson picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been

Lives in a dream

[-] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 26 points 2 hours ago

Ahhhhhh....look at all the blonely bleople...

[-] Batman@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 hours ago

Where DO they all blome from?

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago

Love The Bleatles.

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 hours ago

Sir Oscar Meyer
Wipes the Soylent from his hands as the sandwich was made
NO ONE WAS SAVED

[-] Fleur_@lemm.ee 39 points 3 hours ago

That kids getting bullied no matter what

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 hours ago

Yeah blimpson isnt the most advantageous name...

[-] donuts@lemmy.world 98 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I refuse to believe this isn't a shitpost

Edit: I need to start reading the communities stuff gets posted in

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 49 minutes ago

Hold strong to your beliefs.

[-] huginn@feddit.it 32 points 3 hours ago

The original community was namenerds and digging through the original poster's submission history I'm seeing some pretty bad poetry, 90 day fiance content and grieving the death of their parents: all spread out across the past year.

... I don't think it's a shit post.

[-] donuts@lemmy.world 13 points 2 hours ago

Nah there's no record of 'Blimpson' being a surname, I call bullshit. But your investigate efforts are appreciated.

[-] wjrii@lemmy.world 5 points 56 minutes ago

My BS detector is on yellow alert, but here's the reddit profile. I feel almost like the original OP may be preemptively floating the idea for some reason.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 182 points 5 hours ago

Ok.....forget Jessica Simpson. Let's Thanos snap her out of existence, and then Men in Black laserpen flashy thing everyone on earth to forget she ever existed. Everybody on the same page then? Ok, cool. Let's continue.

Ok.....

The name Blessica sucks.

[-] mr_satan@monyet.cc 1 points 51 minutes ago

She just took the name Jessica and fumbled at the beginning.

[-] watson387@sopuli.xyz 77 points 5 hours ago

Yeah I think the moral of this story is not to knock-up someone who likes the name Blessica.

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 1 points 18 minutes ago

“Don’t stick your d*ck in crazy”

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago

someone who likes the name Blessica

I picture this as someone who goes to church a lot, reads romance novels, bakes awesome cookies, and says things like "sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!"

[-] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 9 points 1 hour ago
[-] MadhuGururajan@programming.dev 1 points 1 hour ago

Is that you scoob?

[-] wjrii@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

[-] accideath@lemmy.world 31 points 5 hours ago

Or whose last name is Blimpson.

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[-] ChowJeeBai@lemmy.world 116 points 5 hours ago

Parenting is for the good of the kids, not the wants of the parents.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 18 points 5 hours ago

Winner winner chicken dinner.

Projecting your views onto your kid only ends up with them resenting you and you feeling like they can't meet expectations.

Some things are non-negotiable: my kids aren't allowed to be disrespectful shit-bagels, but other than that they get to decide who they want to be. I am fortunate enough to get to discover that with them.

[-] radiohead37@lemmynsfw.com 26 points 4 hours ago

I don’t think Jessica Simpson is the concern here. A judge would definitely grant the petition for someone to change their name if they were named “Blessica Blimpson”. What a derp name.

[-] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 40 points 6 hours ago

That poor child will be bullied so hard. Its not like Jessica Simpson evaporated into fkin smoke. Lost to the ashes of time. The internet exists.

[-] mr_satan@monyet.cc 1 points 50 minutes ago

Who tf is this Jessica Simpson?

[-] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 3 points 34 minutes ago

Ask your parents.

[-] watson387@sopuli.xyz 59 points 5 hours ago

Jessica Simpson doesn't even need to exist. Blessica is a stupid enough name on its own. Added to the fact that their last name has the word "blimp" in it and that kid is looking at a life of being made fun of.

[-] Holyginz@lemmy.world 11 points 3 hours ago

Honestly there's no way that kid doesn't get made fun of at least some purely for their last name. Add the first name of blessica and that kid is going to resent the hell out of her parents growing up.

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