"Delicious. Finally, some good fucking food"
Don’t forget about the fruit salad and yogurt on ice!
Also the coffee. And the orange juice. And possibly a waffle maker that hasn't been cleaned in this millennium.
Honestly though, I'm perfectly happy with that kind of a breakfast option. If you take a bit of almost everything it's a solid breakfast... and usually I take a bagel and cream cheese for a light lunch.
To be fair, you could break fast with it. 🤣
Okay but what's with her glove fingers??
After being given the option of a free full English, American hotel breakfasts just don’t hit the same.
Unless you are in mainland Europe where full English isn't edible.
That said, a continental breakfast in the UK is equally disappointing.
In my experience the food quality in Europe is worlds beyond the United States. Even a bad full English is better than what you’d get at some sit-down restaurants in America. Eggs in America have sickly, pale yellow yolks and breakfasts are usually cooked in motor oil. I always had fresh, decent quality food in Europe — but this was pre-pandemic.
Oranges are good, what are you complaining about?
Lady, you really need to get out of that corset.
I don’t think your organs are meant to be squeezed like that.
I never wake up early enough for the free breakfast anyway :/
