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In my experience the food quality in Europe is worlds beyond the United States. Even a bad full English is better than what you’d get at some sit-down restaurants in America. Eggs in America have sickly, pale yellow yolks and breakfasts are usually cooked in motor oil. I always had fresh, decent quality food in Europe — but this was pre-pandemic.

I really need to move to a state that allows pet tigers. Ughhh.

After being given the option of a free full English, American hotel breakfasts just don’t hit the same.

I love it. How did you get it to look so retro? It reminds me of graphics on old VHS covers.

I could be wrong, and I’m too lazy to Google at the moment, but I swore this was made public information long ago. When I was young, aspartame was being phased out in favor of sucralose. I recall hearing stories about aspartame being banned in other countries as a child.

I love kefir. I have to try this!

If anyone needs a friend, I’m here!

I love how the amount of time you’re expected to dedicate to relaxing or mindful activities is capped at 1-2 minutes.

Not going to lie, your caption gave me a giggle.

Repulsive.

I like mine.