this post was submitted on 14 Sep 2023

746 points (98.6% liked)

Memes

45607 readers

1214 users here now

Rules:

Be civil and nice.
Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.

founded 5 years ago

MODERATORS

gary_host_laptop@lemmy.ml

sexy_peach@feddit.de

cyclohexane@lemmy.ml

cypherpunks@lemmy.ml

746

The repo man (startrek.website)

submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/memes@lemmy.ml

25 comments fedilink hide all child comments

all 27 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[–] essteeyou@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If Ryan Gosling gained 100lb...

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago

I see it too!

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Any respectable tattoo artist would use a microplane.

[–] nickhammes@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Pre-sanitized, with garlic.

[–] tiredofsametab@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"A little ~~black~~ glass vial?"

[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"And the little glass vial goes into the gun like a battery."

[–] Level1CellarRat@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

"And the Zydrate gun goes someplace against your anatomy."

[–] Clav64@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Lol, find me a tattoo artist that takes credit card and they can have my skin, twice.

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago

All 3 of mine have taken a credit card without batting an eye.

I find it hard to believe anyone at a proper studio is going to balk at taking card payment. They're a business.

Cash only tattoo is a giant red flag you're dealing with a fly-by-night scratcher. Run.

[–] schmidtster@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why wouldn’t they take credit card?

[+] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

[deleted]

[–] schmidtster@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And you would than need to prove what fraud happened.

Chargebacks aren’t these magical things, they get investigated.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How closely do you think they investigate? Because they sure as shit won't be visiting your home to check for fresh tattoos.

[–] schmidtster@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tattoo artists take pictures of their work no? Investigation asks the vendor for proof too, they send the picture of their receipt, ink job and waiver….

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've been to multiple tattoo parlors. None took pictures, likely because none of my tattoos were especially unique. The only reason I could think of for it to be worth a picture is because my tattoos have a lot of line work. This is also a complete hypothetical, because all of my tattoos were cash only.

[–] schmidtster@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Get cash and no evidence of work to skip the IRS/CRA get hit elsewhere, that’s the risk you take.

Legit shops won’t get scammed since it’s cut and dry work was done.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

all of the parlors I've been to are legitimate businesses registered within the state of Minnesota with the appropriate certifications to do body work, as required by the state. None of it was illegitimate. Tattoo parlors would rather not take the risk, and it's well known that part of tattoo culture is cash payments.

[–] schmidtster@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Cash jobs are jobs no one can prove happen, it’s only done to avoid IRS/CRA. Legit businesses need proof of work done, it also builds their portfolio and is advertising.

The only “culture” of cash payments is shady business since the only reason it’s done is to avoid proof that you made money.

Now the fact that lots of criminals also have tattoos has a lot to do about it as well… but no one wants to have that conversation either.

Cash only is never legitimate, sorry.

[–] wren@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The artist I just got a tattoo from was fine with taking a credit card. I thought it was weird too, but they are out there

[–] TheRedSpade@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's weird about it? Most businesses take credit cards.

[–] wren@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

From my experience they prefer payment that isn’t easily disputed / claimed as fraud. Don’t get me wrong I was more than happy to get the points, it’s just unusual, since they do typically prefer cash / cash adjacent

[–] schmidtster@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They prefer cash to avoid the IRS, it’s so THEY can do the fraud.

Legit businesses don’t need to worry about being scammed since any chargebacks get investigated. A receipt, a picture of the tattoo and a signed waiver, zero chance of the fraud working out in the scammers favour.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world -2 points 1 year ago

I'm betting that a tattoo artist isn't going to be as civil or forgiving as a graphic designer about getting stiffed.

[–] CodyCannoli@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

He stole my soap!

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

Free peeling!

[–] douz0a0bouz@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago

I can hear this pic. “Who steals a cheese grater???”