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[–] Yurt_Owl@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A full deck filled with nullify "silence white man"

[–] vertexarray@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

nullify

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[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have this 14 mana 8/8 creature named "The Great Replacer"

That actually sounds like a badass Eldrazi

[–] Civility@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

If you want to equalise an imbalanced boardstate and punish your opponent for being mono colored you've got to at least consider it.

[–] NoGodsNoMasters@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah but this means I have to have a creature to benefit the most from it and I hate creatures

[–] Civility@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago
[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Wisp@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This seems like a distasteful joke either way but the kid who died from the one chip challenge was black

[–] jabrd@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Someone actually died from that? What happened did they choke or was it like an allergic reaction of some sort?

[–] CriticalOtaku@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The proof that you can't be racist against white people is that Cleanse got banned but Virtue's Ruin didn't.

[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Cheese is highly effective against them. Maybe The Cheese Stands Alone might work well?

No you fool cheese only makes them stronger

[–] Averagemaoist@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Grandad, you can't tame the white supremacist power structure with cheese!

[–] TankieCatgirl@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] jabrd@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A recurring ouroboros of Stalin shooting himself in the back of the head for being white

[–] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Whoever the blessed user that makes half of our emojis is, can you make a transparent square (possibly multiple sizes) for spacing?

slavs are white now noooo

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mana cost too high

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Numerous, but weak. White humans are susceptible to red decks, cinderclasm or burn down the house destroy all their momentum.

Basically, just set them on fire.

or put spice in their food

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

idk you play pot of greed and then they jump in it comically like diving into a pool but its gold coins and then they die

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Stormbreath Dragon was my answer to this years ago, protection from white was a strong as hell abillity plus it could fly and it had monstrosity so it could power itself up

Still my favorite card

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can tame the white supremacist power structure with cheese

[–] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

crackers love cheese

[–] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

dies to removal

[–] ZapataCadabra@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

The sun takes care of them mostly.

I do donuts in their big suburban McMansion lawn with my Casspir MRAP

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

sounds easy to me, it says they all have mono

no way they'll be able to fight back, just don't smooch them

[–] Phantom_Engineer@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago
[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Wait, they're not just white, but they're monogamous ? Disgusting.