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Now that the dust has settled and check has cleared, I'm willing to answer as many questions as I find interesting.

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[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

When parliament calls an election

[–] mbt2402@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

have you considered a career with the CIA?

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago

This pays so much more

[–] red_stapler@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Who was more of a girlboss, Kamala, or Hillary in 2016 when you ran her campaign?

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

While Kamala was very agitated when certain things went wrong, we could always put her in the calm corner. I once saw Hilary make an intern dig their own grave before telling them that her campaign staff was like that hole, she could fill it back up with dirt, or fill it with a new body and then told the intern to bury themself alive and the intern obeyed. Gotta give it to H Dawg

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How did you fumble the bag more times than I did against cell and majin buu?

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Cause they hired me twice tbh. I'm just as surprised as you they let me behind the wheel twice. I really didn't give a shit either time. How much effort do you put into your job? How much less you would put in if your boss was Kamala or Hilary?

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

...... You make a good point

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're in the campaign trail in a small town you know nothing about and you're sending an intern to get lunch from somewhere; what's your sandwich order?

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago

I just say 'surprise me!' And then I can be angry at them no matter what they bring.

[–] Thallo@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago
[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

were you every worried that you might win?

[–] LigOleTiberal@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

how do I get ice cream delivered to me in my bed?

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

Find the most racist person you know and pay them as much money as you can to consider doing it.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How have you not been led into a tiled room with a drain somewhere already? Is the party just that gullible?

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Joe Biden called me 'That Girl Manager' once.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He also mumbled something about how people used to wear hats and big movie stars would influence what hats men wore where women in Hawaii just wore fruit for hats in the same sentence. He then stared upwards for about 14 seconds, said he'd better sit down and fell asleep for the evening. He was then very aggressive with the intern we had drive him home at 7pm, he called the intern a string of racial slurs, none about the interns race, it was mostly focused on the Polish.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

it was mostly focused on the Polish.

now that is my GOAT 07

[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Let's be honest, that Beyonce tune sucked

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It was a condition of Dick Cheney's endorsement.

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What were the other conditions?

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Nothing. He just really likes Beyonce

[–] huf@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago
[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If this is foreign interference and support from ye British Canadian Starmerite-Trudeau alliance I guess I have nothing to worry about... how's yer bosses feelin' ?

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In a typical day, how many hours did you actually work?

Followup question: what's next for you after this adventure?

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

In terms of hours, I worked on that campaign every day I was there!

As for what's next, I'm going to see about a book deal

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Class_of_1917@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What is your salary? (in adjusted Putinbux)

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

What I finds I keeps

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is it true that Kamala avoided Dearborn because she was bullied too hard?

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No, it'd because she's afraid of satyrs and mistakenly believes they're part deer. I can admit the intern who read that to her was amiss in that regard and was promptly removed from staff.