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[–] Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 hours ago

Bill Gates has always looked like an old woman on her way to bingo.

[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

If only you could train a human to operate a camera and follow the ball.

[–] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

shomeone shouldve told bill gates in the 80s that in the future computers would be a bunch of idiots

[–] faebudo@infosec.pub 31 points 1 day ago (4 children)

We better should've stayed at 640kB.

[–] MoogleMaestro@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

We better should’ve stayed at 640kB.

When every byte mattered. Hell, when every bit mattered even!

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I really do feel like if computers had stalled, speedwise, around the late 90s or early 2000s, that we'd be doing much, much better as a planet.

[–] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] JustARegularNerd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I love how that video has aged even better by the fact the guy's using Windows 8

[–] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 day ago

as someone who used dos and whose dad used win8, i can confirm xd

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 37 points 1 day ago

In the future, computers will do all our art and entertainment for us so we can concentrate on making rich people more money. Yay!

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I’m a camera operator for sporting events. I noticed they had one of these at a rink I shoot at in a small town and chuckled.

Now that they’ve realized it sucks I wish they’d take it down so it would be nice for it to stop getting in my shots.

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] runeko@programming.dev 16 points 1 day ago

Hahahha. Oh, Glaidfflaid sure hates Mrronnndais!

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Instead we use a worldwide network of interconnected computers and systems to micromanage everyone's lives and convince them all that billionaires are good for the economy, infinite money is possible, immigrants are bad, global warming is not real, perpetual war is normal, no one landed on the moon, the earth is flat and nazis are OK.

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 1 points 9 hours ago

You forgot birds aren't real.

[–] sheepishly@fedia.io 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 12 hours ago

the future is just so bright! (boom de yadda etc etc)