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[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Go on, tell people in Philly they got a New York accent, I dare ya.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or folks in Baltimore that they have a Midwest accent

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

baltimore assent say dis.

arn arnd an arn arn.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Never heard a New Yorker say needs washed, yins, warsh, or pop.

[–] falk1856@midwest.social 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As we in the Midwest prefer to call it, "a normal accent".

[–] nomous@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Which is actually different from a Midwestern accent.

[–] Sombyr@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

New Englander here.
What in the world is a "New England accent?" Do you mean Boston? New Hampshire? Wood Chuck? Whatever the hell is going on in Maine? (I didn't know anybody lived there to have an accent.)

[–] rhombus@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maines got several, none of which sound Canadian or like the rest of New England. The two big ones we call County and Downeast.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

People from away always think we’re canadians for some reason.

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

You don't know any wicked mainahs then. Up north in East millinocket driver mcguyver

[–] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah, Connecticut and Massachusetts do not share the same accent. Western Massachusetts is specifically wild. Go fuck yourself, Cuffy is a pretty great example. Connecticut doesn't really have an accent as far as I can tell. It's just the generic white people accent. Which is basically the same as NY. And no, the New York accent is not "I'm drinkin' waaahtaaa ovaaah heeeea". Maybe some very specific Italian neighborhoods in Brooklyn, but that's about it.

[–] odium@programming.dev 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Austin doesn't sound valley imo.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It does not. It's more of a mix of Midwestern, border mexican, valley, and standard Texan. I loved how many of the Indian tech-workers that moved to Austin in the early 2000s quickly developed a habit of using y'all...and a breakfast taco addiction.

Source: Austinite from 1999-2022.

[–] odium@programming.dev 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I'm an Indian born in Austin in the early 2000s who uses y'all and is addicted to breakfast tacos ^and elotes^ 💀

why is this so accurate

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

The breakfast taco is the glue holding together Texas

Thank you Tex Mex cuisine

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Funnily enough, it shares a lot of dialectic traits with Orlando.

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Gonna make lots of Philly people angry.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

They were already angry

[–] rhombus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Gonna make a lot of Mainer’s mad saying we have a Canadian or New England accent. Someone from the county does not sound like a Canadian, and someone from downeast doesn’t sound like someone from Vermont which doesn’t sound like someone from Mass, and so on.

[–] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

This bit is so good.

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Huh. I wanna say it's wild to claim people from Arizona and New Mexico have Midwestern accents, but I've only just realized I have no clue what the hell they do have. Midwestern accents, I guess?

[–] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

It's definitely not Midwestern. Grew up in Colorado and have lived in Ohio and Arizona. Arizona is much more a mountain west accent.

[–] halferect@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Well some of new Mexico has a variation of norteno accent. You can find some versions online, also burqeunos. Those are the extremes of new Mexican accents but no new Mexican sounds like Midwestern accent

[–] Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

We're in the deep Mid now bois. 😎

[–] luciferofastora@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago

I can't account for the source of this map or its accuracy

Pretty sure it would be out of place in cartographyanarchy if it was accurate

[–] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

If anyone is wondering, I grew up in Seattle and I've had people who are English second language ask me if I'm British.

I just learned English by watching Frasier.

[–] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago

Michiganders don't have a Canadian accent. At least not most of them.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Baltimore has filed a protest.

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Aaron earned an iron urn.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

As the representative of the Southeast, there're also several 'southern' accents. The refined 'southern belle' is a favorite, alongside a more brusque and inarticulate 'hillbilly' accent from the sticks.

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

I live in Jackson, Wyoming (right on the border with Idaho for 8 months out of the year. I travel most of Idaho, Montana, and Wyoming, and I do not detect a difference in accent between there and most of the Midwest.

[–] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Completely missing the Pittsburgh accent which is quite distinct. But I don't think I've ever seen it depicted in TV or movies either so it's likely that most Americans are completely unfamiliar with it.

I wouldn't say most Coloradans have a Midwestern accent either, especially in the front range.

Edit: it's even hard to find good examples on YouTube. Here's one guy but I would say this is just one type of accent and it's not that strong. You should hear my cousins...

[–] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Baltimore has its own accent too

Yeah I think there's probably a lot of micro-regional accents that this is missing. Which is jarring because it shows some of them. I know I have also seen some odd accents with older people in eastern Colorado. That may qualify as a "mountain accent" but I'm not completely sure what that refers to.

[–] austinfloyd@ttrpg.network 4 points 1 month ago

I like the detail of this map better, though it is still overly broad (not accounting for AAVE or other minority groups, and not differentiating on age): https://aschmann.net/AmEng/

Not a map, but if you want better spoken examples of various accents and dialects, this is a great source: https://www.dialectsarchive.com/united-states-of-america

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

People in central California have a different vernacular than people in southern California.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

What does a Miami accent sound like? Portuguese?

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

NJ gets its own on the map, so I'm happy.

Also all tourists can fuck off now, is fall, go home, beaches are closed.

[–] irreticent@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Also all tourists can fuck off now, is fall, go home, beaches are closed.

You still have to worry about the leafers.

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Leaves are all gone! On the ground! I promise, no need to check!!

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I’ve got a proper Cascadian accent. It’s lovely, but gets me marked as an outsider when I go elsewhere in the country.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Over my dead Appalachian body!

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

"you betcha" I say as I choke you to death with a corn cob

Well if it makes you happy, to me, youse sound the same, I can make out the southern accent, but the rest just sounds american.