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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 hours ago

Fuck all victim-blamers. "Discard" is not how you label a button that permanently erases anything.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 18 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

While I have some sympathy for anyone who loses months of work, as an IT administrator by day, all I have to say about their lack of backups, and lack of RTFM before messing with shit is:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA. you got what you deserved fucker. GL.YF.

[–] voldage@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

Yeah, it's bad enough that it could happen, the fact they allowed that to happen so easily is far worse.

[–] Homescool@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

I will RTFM after literally anyone else does.

[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 36 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Reminds me of a hilarious bug in early GHC: https://gitlab.haskell.org/ghc/ghc/-/issues/163

The compiler will delete your source file if there's any compile error. And the user complained only by sending a very polite email to report this bug. Simon Peyton Jones mentioned it in one of his talks and I still find it quite hilarious till this day.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 9 points 14 hours ago

Left the --hardcore compile option on. Easy mistake.

[–] blarg@programming.dev 7 points 14 hours ago

Software development: hardcore mode

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[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 14 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Man I get paranoid about synchronization programs for this very reason. There's usually some turnkey easy-mode enabled as soon as you first launch that's like:

"Hey you wanna back up your entire NAS to your phone?! That'll be fun, right?!"

And you're like "...No."

And then it wants to obliterate everything so it's all "synchronized", often it's not easy to find a "No, stop, don't do anything at all until I configure this." Option.

iTunes was SO BAD about this.

Syncthing is the least-bad sync software I've ever run. It's got some footguns but it's still brilliant.

I would imagine there's still ways to back up version controlled software right?

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 hours ago

iTunes would stomp all over your hard drive, fucking up every MP3 file it could find, and then refuse to believe you could have one copy of a file. Either it's on your iPod and your computer, or it's getting dragged behind the woodshed.

Give me sync software that only ever increases redundancy.

[–] Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Any professional would have a code repository and probably a build server which spits out binaries left and right, off site of course.

Bonus points if that is the easiest way to deploy the software, so all developers actually use it.

Edit: typo

[–] bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 30 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

It does warn you it will erase the file when you discard...

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 16 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Go read the actual thread. There was a bug someone found that files you have in there that aren't even associated with git still get deleted. I'm not entirely convinced this was the poster's fault.

[–] Scoopta@programming.dev 10 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

It's not a bug, it's intentional. They consider changes to be any change since the last commit including in untracked files. They did update it to make this behavior a lot more obvious though.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

This comment in particular does a great job of explaining the UX problem with this. https://github.com/microsoft/vscode/issues/32459#issuecomment-322160461

[–] Scoopta@programming.dev 6 points 14 hours ago

Yes, honestly this situation reminds me a lot of the LTT trying Linux and destroying his system by installing steam despite apt warning him in the best way it really could that he probably didn't want to do that. Sure the package shouldn't have been in that state in a stable distro but shit happens. It goes to that point of, users will go through great lengths to achieve the end goal blindly jumping past warnings on the way no matter how dire they might be.

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[–] kalpol@lemmy.world 14 points 17 hours ago (9 children)

Warns you that changes will be discarded....not quite the same words

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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago
[–] DelightfullyDivisive@lemmy.world 12 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I'm sure that the "three months of work" was completely shit code. Anybody who is unfamiliar with source control (or even backups!) is prone to making stupid mistakes. Republican voters are likely to have a similar experience over the next 4 years.

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 23 points 16 hours ago

What a delightfully divisive statement. We do all need to start somewhere though, and losing months of work is very discouraging!

[–] AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 40 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (3 children)

I always found Git GUIs, especially the ones built into IDEs, to be more confusing and clunkier than working with Git on a terminal. It often feels like unlearning what one knows about Git, and relearning it the way that specific GUI demands.

Heck, I am going through the aforementioned feeling as I force myself to use Magit on Emacs. It just does not feel intuitive. But I will not give up until I have made an honest and full attempt.

The only sensible Git GUI I ever used is Sublime Merge[0], after a coworker praised it immensely. Even that is reserved for the rarest of the rare times when the changes in the workspace gets unwieldy and unruly. For every other instance: Git CLI on a terminal.

[0] https://www.sublimemerge.com/

E: typo, and link to mentioned GUI.

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[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 14 points 18 hours ago
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago

Why are they messing with the source control options when they're not using source control? Perhaps learn about stuff before you start clicking buttons and performing delete operations on your super critical files?

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 62 points 1 day ago (4 children)

5000 files

0 backups

Someone's got their priorities mixed up.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

And they were trying to correct their priorities by looking into the source control features, so I don't see how that's anything other than victim blaming for them not doing it sooner.

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[–] TheNSFWConnoisseur@lemmynsfw.com 24 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

having 5000 backups of 0 files is also kinda pointless.

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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 18 points 21 hours ago (9 children)

That has the same energy as complaining that a file manager has "Delete" in the context menu.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

except that the "delete" in file managers is actually "trash" and that's for precisely this reason. Anyone not using the trash bin for a GUI that is capable of deleting files is either incompetent or malicious.

frankly rm should default to using the trash bin as well, for desktop-focused distros.

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[–] _____@lemm.ee 122 points 1 day ago (24 children)

let's turn this into a constructive angle for future devs and current juniors: just learn git cli, I promise you it is much simpler than it seems.

all those memes about git having like a thousand commands are true, but you really will only use like 7 at most per month.

learn push, pull, merge, squash, stash, reset, im probably missing like one or two

I promise you again: it is much simpler than it seems. and you won't have to use these stupid git GUI things, and it will save you a hassle because you will know what commands you are running and what they do

short disclaimer: using git GUI is totally fine but low-key you are missing out on so much

[–] sour@feddit.org 68 points 1 day ago (1 children)

im probably missing like one or two

commit. Lol

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[–] AnAmericanPotato@programming.dev 145 points 1 day ago (21 children)

I feel bad for this kid. That really is a bad warning dialog. Nowhere does it say it's going to delete files. Anyone who thinks that's good design needs a break.

Half the replies are basically "This should be obvious if your past five years of life experience is similar to mine, and if it isn't then get fucked." Just adding insult to injury.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 15 hours ago

It's so fucking infuriating that so many devs act like this. "This should've been obvious!" Fuck off, that's an unhelpful statement. "You should've been using version control! No backup, no sympathy!" Fuck off, they were literally trying to begin using version control for backups.

Even half the comments on this very Lemmy thread are disparaging this dev. I wonder how many actually read the thread and found that there was a bug discovered causing this feature to delete files not even associated with git?

But, congratulations to them, I suppose. Congratulations on making fun of someone. I hope it makes them feel powerful. 🙄 Devs can be so toxic.

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