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[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 76 points 5 days ago (54 children)

the last time trumps incompetence as president caused a million americans to die in the span of one year due to an inept and purposefully sandbagged federal global viral pandemic response. he's going to beat that number this time.

[–] zephorah@lemm.ee 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

There’s a 3 part series on the Reveal podcast about how the numbers were tracked. It wasn’t the CDC. It wasn’t anything federal trump established. It was 2 guys at The Atlantic collating data of each state individually and putting it together. They had rotating volunteer helpers. That was it.

And the federal government, and everyone else, received the data from them.

[–] valtia@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So you're saying it was much, much worse than a million, and the federal government took it because it made them look better?

[–] zephorah@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Who knows? The larger takeaway is collating data on a pandemic isn’t even what the CDC does. It’s something left to the individual states, such that, without a body of data collectors there is NO national picture of the numbers.

Two enterprising young men from the Atlantic made it happen, with a bunch of people like you and me who were committed to being the helpers Mr Rogers talked about, insofar as they were able.

So for me, Trumps failure was

  1. not acting on this shit and getting experts + federal data access + federal money (this would be a worthy taxpayer dollar use for everyone)
  2. Not fully supporting healthcare workers and galvanizing his MAGAs to do the same
[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Also 3. Trashing the pandemic response protocol that Obama had set up for exactly this case.

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[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So basically a reminder that, beyond all the mind killer politics memesphere we have integrated into our cortex, the other is also a human being and as such, we have the same capacities/capabilities as them and they have the same capacities/capabilities as us as neither are superior to each other.

Huh.

I don't think that will fit here

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The writing is very reminiscent of a satire piece. You can see that from the parts I quoted.

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I only see a donation picture. I have no money for propaganda machines

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 1 points 4 days ago

Read the rest of my post again.

(Also, "propaganda machine"? You realize The Guardian is one of the few independently-owned news outlets?)

[–] _bcron_@lemmy.world 61 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Find a way to connect to those you disagree with.

I'd rather find a way to integrate them into society in such a way that they aren't actively trying to destroy it on multiple fronts as if it's some sort of prank

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 5 days ago

Someone didn't read the article...

[–] whithom@discuss.online 34 points 6 days ago (12 children)

Fuck that shit. Let those dickheads get their faces eaten off.

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 days ago

This. I don't want to "seek common ground" with Klansmen and fascists. Their beliefs disgust me.

[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

so, it was only trump voters who died from the inept covid response, or did our side get swept up and decimated, dying in the worst ways, choking and drowning on our own bodily fluids, unable to breathe, unable to say goodbye to our loved ones, bodies piling up. i dunno maybe i dreamed that.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago

Uh, what? What is your point here? That good people are going to die?

...yeah, we voted in Trump. Everyone knows.

The article is not written for them.

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There are reasons to build a rocket other than fragile masculinity.

Take the piss and make jokes about what he'll do with them (rape and pillage)? Absolutely. That's the fragility: his plan for wealth and power is entirely dependent on stealing it from the neighbors. Just as he's been taking all of the federal and investors' cash in exchange for memes for the past few decades. He doesn't produce anything of value himself.

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