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Trump Boys Get Weird Feeling After Uncle Elon Shows Them Busty Anime Cat Girl (theonion.com)
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[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Do you think Elon hasn't been kicked out yet because he's supplying Don Jr with cocaine?

[–] bulwark@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Here is a video from 2 days ago showing him coked out in case anyone hasn't seen it.

[–] islands@lemmy.cafe 11 points 1 day ago

He hasn't been kicked out because it's all part of the grift. When Musk leaves Mar-a-lago in mid January to stalk trump up to Washington he's going to be pretty shocked when he gets an itemized bill for his entire stay at the highest tier prices.

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Nah, it's his money. Plus, Musk draws media attention which distracts from Trump's bad news

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Trump won. He doesn't need Musk's money anymore. But Don Jr needs a steady supply of nose candy.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He always needs more money. He's an addict. And it helps quiet the voice in his head saying he's a disappointing sack of shit.

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

Oh sorry that was me

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 6 points 1 day ago

He might not need it, but he wants it.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I thought he was a ketamine fiend

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

That too. But Don Jr was just filmed doing cocaine in public at the Space X launch.