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[–] Azarova@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

interesting looking cat

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

What an ugly three-horned face.

Triceratops horridus, I mean.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Damn, put those away there's children here

[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Put the children away we got our priorities

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Put the priorities away, we've got adhd

[–] roux@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If we are gonna horny dino post, I submit:

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How dare you crop out the artist name in the bottom left so I can't warn other users on this site to avoid google image searching for similar photos 😡😡

[–] roux@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I didn't mean to crop out the name, just the tweet itself since it wasn't relevant. Here is the original:

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thank you. I have found the Instagram of the sexy mammoth drawer and share it below so others can make sure to steer well clear of other topless buff cryptids and mythical beasts https://www.instagram.com/p/DBttsTxPkQI/?img_index=1

[–] roux@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Lol glad I could help people stay away from sexy muscular animal art 🤣

[–] Aradina@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You may not like it but this is what beak performance looks like shocked-dino

[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ceratopsian beak performance was impressive, we know these were able to easily chew and digest wood, they could just eat entire branches like nothing, but on an anatomical level, beak performance was actually strongest among Hadrosaurs. They had both constantly regrowing batteries of hexagonal teeth and where capable of chewing independently with both cheeks.

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

GOOD dino facts

[–] Kaveros@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago
[–] Siobhan@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Ngl my favorite dinosaur

[–] peppersky@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

actual hornypostingI'd like to be wanted sexually by a women at least once in my life

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

Maybe the real hornyposting on main was the hornyposting on main we did along the way

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My toddler likes to put their fingers up to their forehead to show that there are 3 horns before doing the roar. That way everyone knows it was a Triceratops roar

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Big comet wants to know your location

[–] Deinonychus@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

Those horns though panting awooga