Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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submitted 2 days ago by OpenHammer6677@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] Johanno@feddit.org 0 points 1 day ago

Hey bro here is my bank account details. You know I only need a few million bucks.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Slow, or quick?"

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[–] beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Fully ignoring his existence, I'd lean over to whomever is on my other side and ask to switch seats. No other questions.

[–] greenshirtdenimjeans@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

I would stand up, turn around, and rip ass in his face

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

"Can I have moneys plz"

[–] damnedfurry@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Pretty rude to sit down next to someone who is already seated and then tell them to leave, don't you think? lol

Edit: Phew, lots of weird fantasizing going on in this thread, lol

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