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In theaters December 15th 2023

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[-] TheBurlapBandit@beehaw.org 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Why are so many reboots just the name of the character like it's some high art documentary

Wonka

Logan

Joker

Picard

Air

Lightyear

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[-] reclipse@lemdro.id 13 points 1 year ago

we haven't had a creative idea in years and this is cheaper than paying writers

[-] AndrewZabar@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

Hmmmm

I’m thinking maybe for money. Yeah that’s probably it. They seem to really like money and want more.

[-] worfamerryman@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

What’s the last original thing that has really had an impact on pop culture? There is never anything new. Just the same ideas on repeat.

[-] AndrewZabar@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

As long as suckers keep paying for recycled toilet paper, they’ll keep selling it. Mainstream is the bottom rung of everything.

[-] mancy@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago

Uh. Timothee looks…kinda terrible in this?

[-] fidodo@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

It feels like he's desperately trying to be whimsical but is awkward and unnatural at it so his performance feels super fake. If you're going to make a Wonka movie then Wonka's performance matters more than anything else.

[-] mancy@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

YES! The “look at how eccentric and whimsical I am!” mannerism is rubbing me off the wrong way.

[-] AndrewZabar@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

For the studio it’s good enough for young folks who have never experienced anything of quality or substance.

[-] Pankakke@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

What got me was the accent he is using. It seems to keep switching all depending on the dialogue he is giving, which I found kind of distracting but maybe it’ll be better in the actual film? Who knows, I do think he is a talented actor and I really loved the first two Paddington movies so maybe this will turn out.

[-] mancy@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Agreed re: accent.

I think he’s talented too, but limited. He’s got a bit of dead eyes here and I’m not hopeful for his performance.

Paul King is the reason why I’m even remotely curious about this movie!

[-] dudinax@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

Gene wilder was a bit dead eyed as Wonka.

[-] AndrewZabar@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

Intentionally, though lol.

[-] HectorBarbossa99@lemmy.fmhy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

I think Moseby was in the trailer so I'm interested in that in all honesty

[-] gramw@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Same thought, reaaaaally bad casting here. Not the right energy at all.

[-] ScotinDub@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Why is this guy being cast in everything? Aren't there any other actors?

[-] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

He is the Kwisatz Haderach, the one who can be in many places at once.

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.one 5 points 1 year ago

They need to replace Johnny Depp... Coming soon! Edward Scissorhands: The Musical!

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[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Another entry in "films no one, absolutely no one, asked for". Warner Bros just keeps tripping over itself. And up against the Chicken Run sequel for the same weekend.

[-] Kichae@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

* Ears perk up *

A Chicken Run sequel, you say? Well, I know what I'm doing this December!

[-] HectorBarbossa99@lemmy.fmhy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

THE CHICKENS ARE ORGANIZING MRS. TWEEDY

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[-] TheBucklessProphet@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

For real, who seriously had the thought “you know what, we need another adaptation of that one book from decades ago. We could try adapting some of that guy’s other work, but why bother? I know we tried the goofy, fun spin and the dark, gritty spin, but I’m sure we missed an angle on that one kid’s book.”

More importantly how did the guy who had that thought not get kicked out of the pitch meeting immediately?

[-] DessertStorms@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

I don't disagree but

We could try adapting some of that guy’s other work, but why bother?

In recent memory Matilda, The Witches , and The BFG have all had unnecessary reboots. I'll bet a James and the Giant Peach is next.

If anything, it's time to leave his material alone now. there are enough new children's books and stories written all the time, surely they deserve a shot?

[-] HeinousTugboat@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Wait, what book is this an adaptation of? This isn't from either Charlie and the Chocolate Factory or The Great Glass Elevator as far as I'm aware.

[-] TheBucklessProphet@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Is there a Charlie Cinematic Universe now? lol

[-] DosDude@retrolemmy.com 1 points 1 year ago

Can't wait for phase 3

[-] MimicJar@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

not get kicked out of the pitch meeting immediately?

Rehashing old successful movies is tight.

Wow wow wow.

[-] pikmeir@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

So you've got a new movie for me?

Yes sir, I do. But I thought this time we'd do an old movie instead of a new movie because old movies usually make more money.

Oh, remaking old movies for money is tight. It's also literally the only thing we do here.

That's right. So I think we should really go back this time and pull out something the audience wants to see. Something with tons of nostalgia for adults, but also something the younger audience will care a lot about.

I don't think we have the money to remake Star Wars again so soon.

Nah, I thought we'd just do another Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

What?

[-] SubsAndDubs@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

This reads like something screenrant pitch meeting would do, I can even hear that dude's voice!

[-] carloshr@feddit.cl 6 points 1 year ago

Another totally unnecessary movie about old characters. The good thing is that expectation are so low about it than almost anything can be good

[-] fidodo@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I've already seen enough. Chalamet's performance is bad and a Wonka movie can't be good without a good Wonka performance.

[-] threeduck@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well I'm usually a cold hearted cynic, but I'm glad to see more musicals in theatre. RRR really showed the appetite for competent dancing in film, and I'll die happy if I live to see anyone half as talented as Gene Kelly.

Step one, more musicals

Step two, better musicals

Step three ?????

Step four CULTURAL PROFIT

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[-] AfterAll@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago

this looks pretty bad. hopefully i'm proven wrong.

[-] kelvie@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Whoa, unexpected Alan Johnson.

[-] Oweneds@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Johnson is here, Johnson is here!

[-] magic_lobster_party@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Looks honestly better than I expected. Getting the children’s book vibes of Paddington.

[-] KermitLeFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Jesus can we ever get anything new? Charlie and the Chocolate Factory already got a fucking reboot two decades ago. We don't need a third one

[-] fidodo@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

This is a prequel so it's a new side of the story. My bigger problem with this is that it just looks really bad. The performance falls really flat and feels desperate to invoke whimsy, but it's failing badly at it.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

I'm hoping for a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie universe, purely for the inevitable, gritty spin-off, OOMPA

"Call me Oompa Loompa one more time, motherfucker, I DARE YOU..."

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[-] saxy_sax_player@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago

I don’t know man…

[-] GreyShack@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Any interest that I have in this is entirely due to Paul King and his work on the Paddington films. It could be good as a result.

Meanwhile, of course, The Great Glass Elevator is sitting resentfully in the lobby, tapping it toe.

[-] o_o@lemmy.fmhy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

That is definitely something I was not expecting and not really looking to see. Weird.

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