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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 46 minutes ago

There is no bottom.

There's always more barrel to scrape. And then there's the floor. And then there's the ground beneath the floor. And then there's miles of bedrock.

That's what you're talking about, right?

[–] Blubber28@lemmy.world 16 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

They're probably both bottoming for Putin

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 5 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

That's a hard sandwich to build, you obviously have Putin as the top piece of bread, but is Trump the meat in this sandwich or is it Musk, whose the bottom bread? And how does Netanyahu fit in to this?

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Musk. I'm pretty sure Trump's ding a ling can't get any firmer than an overripe banana nowadays.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 2 hours ago

Cheers for making me think about trumps limp dick, I didn't feel like eating this week anyway.

[–] splinter@lemm.ee 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 2 hours ago

While telling them all what to do.

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 7 points 5 hours ago

I mean, I bet trump is pretty lubed on a consistent basis, with his uncontrollable, oh so very wet sounds he makes. I'll put money on him being the bottom.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Like Ernst Röhm and Adolf Hitler. We know how that ended for both losers.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I think the more accurate parallel is Henry Ford and Woodrow Wilson, unfortunately.

[–] pebbles@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 hours ago

Trump is willing to Bottom because Elon really really wants to Top.

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