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[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 146 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Maybe Medieval Europe was onto something when they gatekept the ability to read/write.

[–] Grainne@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 1 month ago

The gate kept it to the Trumps however.

[–] kittykittycatboys@lemmy.blahaj.zone 77 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 65 points 1 month ago (1 children)

hsssss /ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 70 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Boypreggers is the most pregenanant state of matter.

[–] estra@slrpnk.net 14 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago

That's reserved for Greg.

[–] juliebean@lemm.ee 57 points 1 month ago (3 children)

the grammar of this is very trumplish, but i do not believe he could use the word 'railed' in a sentence correctly.

[–] TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago

It's a modified tweet about vaccines and autism, unfortunately

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 9 points 1 month ago

He'd just pronounce it weird, like "ryeed" or something.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

It's true, he would misuse a unrelated word but pronounce it so badly people would think he was actually saying railed.

I wish I had a goth GF to make me boipreggers.

[–] Tobberone@lemm.ee 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That, teenagers, golden showers, and being spanked with a magazine that has his own face on the cover.

And that's just what's publicly known from sources much more reliable than himself.

[–] Tyfud@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

Lots of people are saying it

[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Don't forget his daughter Ivanka, too.

[–] bunkyprewster@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Shouldn't it be "guy-necologist"

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago

He's not even a little gay. Buss-vag-anal sex is available to every orientation.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Twink gets railed by his transsexual goth girlfriend is way too literate for Trump.

If this is real can someone link to the source? I see the light buried in the Dark Side as Luke saw in Vader.

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 weeks ago

Didn't think so. I'm pretty sure Trump is Dark Side to the core.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 4 weeks ago

This is based off of the real one, where he says vaccines cause autism.

[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 30 points 4 weeks ago

I met a man - a very pregnant man - tears in his eyes - the baby too - told me to legalize gun care or his baby would die.

Lots of people say it.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 month ago
[–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 10 points 4 weeks ago

God I wish that were me

[–] Draconic_NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 weeks ago

If only he realized that this can actually happen, trans men who still retain their uterus and ovaries are fully capable of getting pregnant and giving birth.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The birth would have been pretty complicated. It's not impossible, there's some porn where people anally "giving birth" to life-sized toys, but require an awful lot of lubricant and training.

[–] Draconic_NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 weeks ago

I mean it's also very much possible for people who are trans men, and not much more difficult than it is for cis women (not to say childbirth isn't difficult, it's one of the most painful and difficult things a person can go through).