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[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 170 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They forget that in a day or two. They literally have the mental capacity of a toddler.

[–] Hylactor@sopuli.xyz 45 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Toddlers eventually learn though, and progress. Trumpy people a more like dogs: They can appear clever, but only up to a certain threshold. They may even perform useful tasks and tricks for their handlers. But ultimately they need someone to feed and supervise them otherwise they'll eat something they shouldn't and get sick. That same contented trot, and look of purpose you see on a dogs face while their owner walks them is what a republican gets when they're getting walked by fascists. Both the dog and the republican think they're part of a pack. Both the dog and the republican will be euthanized by their masters when they become too burdensome or they've outlived their usefulness.

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 158 points 1 week ago (4 children)

"No one wants to work" has always had an unspoken "for the paltry wages I am offering" component to it.

[–] PhAzE@lemmy.ca 41 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Do you know why they don't like remote work? Eventually, you can remotely work for another country that pays more.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

They don't like remote work because it means they're wasting money on office space. Rather than fix that problem they want to fill the unnecessary space and pretend there's no problem.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 2 points 10 hours ago

Yep, my prev. CEO capped working from home to 1 day a week and treated it like we were requesting a holiday.

“I have such a nice office and then nobody shows up, you know how much that hurts?”

Man, how far removed from reality can you be?

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It also means they're wasting money on middle management more often than not. Which scares middle management.

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Not even necessarily wages. Sometimes it's, "nobody wants to work with me as their boss."

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 112 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The pump and dump tech bro immigrants. Fleecing America.

[–] b161@lemmy.blahaj.zone 72 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So fitting as DOGE is named after a literal pump and dump shitcoin.

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (3 children)

More like a memecoin. DOGE was pretty fun until dipshit Elon hijacked it.

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 37 points 1 week ago

It was originally created as a parody of Bitcoin. The Doge community used to be mostly people making fun of crypto "investors".

[–] nao@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago

It was fun when it was just pictures of dogs and not a coin

[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It was just a meme at first mostly making fun of Bitcoin. The community made a lot of funny content and really didn't take itself seriously. What it is now is a polar opposite of what it started as (including its creator)

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[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes, and perfectly named because:

Dogecoin is an inflationary cryptocurrency, which means that its supply increases over time. New coins are regularly added to the system through minting and mining. Dogecoin's inflationary system is unique because it adds a consistent 5 billion new coins each year.

It’s both inflationary and a rug puller’s delight.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I was in a band called Rug Puller's Delight.

The first three or four songs of every set were excellent covers of chart topping songs and the rest was a rambling and dissonant 90-minute jazz opera about navel lint.

We never played the same venue twice for some reason.. 🤔

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[–] randon31415@lemmy.world 84 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"We have a shortage of engineers!"

How do you know?

"Because they won't work for minimum wage!"

[–] varyingExpertise@feddit.org 18 points 1 week ago

Same way I am currently suffering under an acute shortage of Porsche Taycans.

[–] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 83 points 1 week ago (4 children)

And they do so for two reasons. The first, and most important, is because foreign labor is cheaper than domestic by far. The second, and arguably the most important for you and I, is because our education system sucks and can't pump out nearly as many well-educated folks in those particular fields at nearly the rate of countries with free, subsidized, or even just cheap education.

So the problem is twofold. The first, rent is too expensive and Americans know it. The second, school is too expensive and Americans know it. Americans also know that we can't actually fix those problems without something changing with how our political and economic systems operate, and that takes a revolution that nobody wants because they don't want to fight and die for their right to be exploited by an employer in place of an immigrant.

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 62 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Another lemmy user also pointed out the very different power dynamic between normal US workers and H1B workers (which I think is a more "saying the quiet part" than the cost to hire them being less). This is that a normal US worker losing their job (state dependent) could mean wrongful termination suits, compensation packages, and other worker benifits. H1B workers, termination means the runway to getting deported is now very short (because they are no longer working for their sponsor). Its extra leverage against the employee, meaning they can take advantage of them in ways that would make US workers take action against.

The likes of musk and co want workers who they have more leverage over. They can ask them to do more things against regulations, ethics or their own well being, because refusal to do so means they might as well start packing.

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[–] Soup@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I’m not really sure if education is the keystone issue, though. It’s a big part of the arch, for sure, but it’s well documented that economic stress and resource scarcity can take even smart people and make them drop-dead stupid. There are plenty of well educated people who have been so filled with hate and fear that they’ll believe anything and hate anyone so long as it makes them feel like they’ll have some financial security.

Does the education of other countries include “critical thinking”, “propoganda identification”, or a mandatory “basic economics for the regular person so they can understand the concept of indirect benefit”? Do their existing courses even touch on those topics indirectly in ways that someone “who needs a little help” can learn enough to keep themselves safe? Not really, and that’s why we’re even seeing Germany basically make the same fucking mistake as before and it’s not even been 100 years yet.

[–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ready to fight and die if it’s billionaires were hunting 🤚

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Take a guess whose side the militarized police will be on.

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[–] mhague@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

A pessimistic view of education is that it's a subsidy for business. We use our taxes to train core skills in the workforce so it's cheaper to hire and use us.

They don't offer education as enrichment, and not even education as a competitive measure... like they aren't grounded in reality and even their fantasies suck.

[–] logos@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I heard that from Europeans talking about US schools. Anything in school that doesn't directly help you in your job is a waste of time and money.

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While in Europe education is seen as something edifying that kind of raises you to another level.

[–] Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I honestly think a big part of why we're more susceptible to right-wing idiocy is that we don't teach basic philosophy in high school. I'm talking basic things like how an argument is structured, deductive vs inductive logic, logical fallacies, theory of knowledge, etc.

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[–] nao@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How do we know they realized anything?

[–] korthrun@lemmy.sdf.org 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As much as I want to enjoy posts like this one, I always ask myself this and it takes the joy out of it every time. It's just a nice fantasy that reminds me of the "Nobody in this room know I ..." meme.

It's always "MAGAs are losing their minds over ...", but never any explanation or sourcing.

[–] VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Elon is apparently censoring conservatives who disagreed with him over the immigration issue.

I don't really see much change occurring though. Most conservatives I know will continue deluding themselves.

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

pssst - that flag and MAGA hat were made in China lol. Go USA!!!

[–] Death_to_cumskins@lemm.ee 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I love seeing economic incels whine

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[–] bruhsoulz@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Vivek?.. Vivec... MORROWIND REFERENCE?!?

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Vivek is is a fairly common name among Indians. It means "Wisdom". Do what you will with that information.

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Man, his parents really got it wrong with him then. The word(s) for "selfish immoral idiot" would have been more apt as his name.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

What a grand and intoxicating innocence.

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[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

I don't know, my girlfriend bought me a coat.

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 17 points 1 week ago

Hardly. MAGAts learning the truth a couple months ago so what's about to transpire over the next four years was something COMPLETELY different would've been the greatest gift.

[–] tht@social.pwned.page 15 points 1 week ago

THX Elon, you finally did one good thing: start rightist infighting

[–] dinckelman@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The real comedy is that they thought they'd get hired EVEN IF Elmo hired Americans. Vast majority of the magats barely even have a GED, let alone higher education

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