AmericaDelendaEst

That awkward moment where you drank the same amount you usually drink and also got 6 hours of sleep but wake up feeling like your brain has been fucked to death

Yeah im not exercising this morning

I'm NOT going to go into that FUCKING CRAWLSPACE

Thanks? Im going to spend 3% of the rest of my life on a commute 😭

Crazy warm to the touch, slept under a heat lamp.

Because his naked skin was just shooting out heat energy like goku on a kamehameha

it taking too long to explain to another guy what a Caesar salad with the Romain replaced with Kale

How does that take more than "make it exactly the same but no lettuce, use kale" like what

Most dude cooks are messy as fuck and are mentally incapable of organizing a fridge

Excuse me but you got me on the fridge but no i am immaculate at my station

i think im getting a house and there's a lot of mixed feelings. It is big and has good yard and many outbuildings and a gas generator so the power will never go out unless the gas does but also 32 minutes from work. I currently am 2 minutes from work. Also i think we're over paying bc our realtor made it sound like another offer was in but 2 days later ours is the first

I don't wanna move fuckkkk

you're supposed to love your trans comrades, not eat them, that's transphobic

What I wanna know is what happened to trans comrades 1-68

Today's vegan product of my vegan labor: lobster rolls, potato salad and a cucumber and tomato salad

Quick guys what's 69 million plus 650k?? It's more than 74 million right???

It's not the texture it's the taste. I mean both but imo the taste is what matters

Yo vegans, i don't remember the branding 100% but i think the Beyond beef crumbles are pretty beefy. Like I cooked it today for thai beef and if you told me "this is ground beef for chili" i would have believed you

They're made of pea protein