[-] BuffLemmyworlder@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

American Psycho vibes

[-] BuffLemmyworlder@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

While in Japan, i once saw two fuzoku girls (which are basically light-prostitutes, they give "special" massages or baths to people) waiting outside a massage parlour at night, then some old dude passed them, and they went crazy and screamed "Wait! wait! wait! dont you want a massage?" and wouldnt let him go.

He just kept on walking with a serious look on his face, and not looking at them, he looked like Patrick Bateman walking around in his workplace with his headset, that kind of serious look.

[-] BuffLemmyworlder@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

We have it in South Africa too

[-] BuffLemmyworlder@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I suppose you could say that hypothetically

[-] BuffLemmyworlder@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

His penis will burn from that

[-] BuffLemmyworlder@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

English isnt my mother language, so, hah! i just wont raise my kids in english, quick solution

[-] BuffLemmyworlder@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

The fact that you told us it took you a while, it made me instantly get it

[-] BuffLemmyworlder@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

I was spacing out and thinking of a really funny joke from Cold Ones, i was starring at what seemed to be the window of an empty car while laughing my ass off, then suddently the sun came out, it shined on the window, inside the car was a girl, she starred at me with the most horrified expression ever, also know this, i was laughing my ass off for 2 minutes straight while starring at the window, before the sun came out

[-] BuffLemmyworlder@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Looks really really good! im jealous we dont have stuff like that here in South Africa...

[-] BuffLemmyworlder@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I heard there was a street named rape street, and actually saw a photo

[-] BuffLemmyworlder@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Yes, totally, its just not instantly, personality change is a slow process

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