Instant coffee for Vampires

Hey look! More mirroring of Nazi forces cling Germany! Fucking GOP

“Imagine”

Not really, that stuff tastes like shit

Hey now, let’s not be totally hasty here

… yes Human, please find all the stop signs as well

… I don’t see an elephant. Oh hey, by the way, can some one help me with this captcha?

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-comic-sans-asshole

Honestly better than any Kanye West song I’ve ever heard

Plot twist, both options are only paid by in their respective coins. And payment is automatic: it falls on your head from a small portal.

Pretty sure that oil is fairly cool as well, because the oil usually explodes out not just bubbles

I mean sure, if you want to give your friends 3rd degree burns. A single ice cube is gonna throw oil a few feet. Explosively.

source: worked at a KFC in high school with a dumb ass who put a coworker in the hospital by throwing some ice in the fryer