I kind of like Cloudnine's ergoeomic keyboards. They're fairly inexpensive for a split mechanical keyboard, but I like most things about them. There's a full size (huge) and a TKL (merely large).
The configuration software is Windows-only, and also not very good, but you don't have to use it for anything.
Nah, NATO and Russia can both be bad. Of course, I remember back when liberals used to criticize Dubya for "with us or against us".