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battleship

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[-] ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world 124 points 1 month ago

All empty spaces should be shot glasses filled with water to help avoid a hangover.

[-] Dagnet@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Probably better to have a single normal glass you drink from whenever you miss, finding and filling that many water shot glasses would be pain

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

skill issue

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago

I think you mean to help simulate the sea warfare experience.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

Salt water only

[-] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 month ago

Alcohol poisoning the game!

[-] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago

First battle shots, then battle shits.

[-] Entropywins@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

I thought those were deviled eggs at first and got soooo happy

[-] Denalduh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I'm not alone! I thought the same thing.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago
[-] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

I count 32 total shots, this seems like a potentially fatal game

Depends on what's in the glasses. Probably wouldn't want to do it with neat liquor.

Does remind me of a scene in MAS*H where Hawkeye and...I think it was Beejay?...were playing checkers with shots. They drank everything they captured. One gets across the board and he says "King me." and the other puts an olive in the glass. One has clear liquor (presumably their homemade gin) and the other has a brown liquor, apparently whiskey.

I would recommend "kinging" the whiskey glasses with a cherry rather than an olive.

[-] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

Considering that the goal of drinking games is to get you drunk I think it's ironic that the winning team in almost all of these games is the one that drinks the least.

[-] JackDark@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Those are 100% duct taped cardboard.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Yea I realized that and deleted the comment but it just stays there 🤷

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Now we need games for other drugs.

Cokeopoly. Meth chess. Heroin pong. Weed go.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

This is an amazing idea.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 1 month ago

You drank my battleship!

[-] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago

You know, nitrous oxide canisters are kinda peg-shaped...

[-] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Battle wippits?

[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

This is brilliant.

[-] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Y-you jusht shank my-my baht..my baht-t-tl.. my boat!!

[-] Pacmanlives@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I have played this before you need a team of 2-4 to play it. We used fireball but also allowed for some water shots as well

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

We played baseball

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_(drinking_game)

It’s better for parties of more than 2 people

[-] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

This one's even worse. You take a shot if you miss, they take a shot if you hit: https://youtube.com/watch?v=kUMaIr4MEHg

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Add a full mug of beer after getting a ship sunk!

this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2024
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