Dort_Owl

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Rich people when anyone left of Hitler gets popular (hexbear.net)
 

glee

Bedtime cat post in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Fine you can join bird club but you gotta at least learn to scream at bugs

Bedtime cat post in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 hours ago (4 children)

Ummm shut up NERD this isn't planking its a new thing I just invented. I bet you can't even do it because you're not a bird smh.

which muppets are comrades? in c/askchapo@hexbear.net
When the 65 million year old fossilised homie says they lived in a cool, temperate climate, but a scan of their gut reveals charred pollen from an arid conifer. in c/badposting@hexbear.net
No nicknames? Just saying he looks terrible? Damn, guess Trump's washed. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
No nicknames? Just saying he looks terrible? Damn, guess Trump's washed. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Piss, piss, piss... what have we got here?

No nicknames? Just saying he looks terrible? Damn, guess Trump's washed. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Excuse me you should already know a well can be a testicle, what is wrong with you? Smh not up on the piss lore r u?

No nicknames? Just saying he looks terrible? Damn, guess Trump's washed. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

Nothing lasts forever, eventually the piss well runs dry

June Days Uprising Begins (1848) - Novo General Megathread for the 23th and 25th of June 2025 in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Very mild opsec lol

And eventual phasing out entirely once I graduate and I get busy with IRL

Will still stay for news stuff and organising advice though, maybe as an actual real different name.

Soap_Rat. No one will know its me.

ha ha look at me im bart_owl ha ha in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

honk-enraged rage-cry

No nicknames? Just saying he looks terrible? Damn, guess Trump's washed. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (7 children)

queen-ohoho

Wait, BAD?!?! meow-tableflip

No nicknames? Just saying he looks terrible? Damn, guess Trump's washed. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

I ate them

Real answer: https://hexbear.net/comment/6278532

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A story in parts [CW: Islamophobia] (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by Dort_Owl@hexbear.net to c/slop@hexbear.net
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They're arguing with a fucking language model

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At least the ableism is misspelled (hexbear.net)
 
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Bedtime cat post (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by Dort_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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What an idiot

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