At least my billion dollar vanity project, building Castle Von ThunderCastle, would provide countless jobs and a place to live for all those willing to join my ruthless terrorist organization
FlakesBongler
joined 4 years ago
$1.5 billion
Could have fed and housed so many people with that money
Instead, she ate shit
I would like to remind these people that they could easily join the 1st Armored Reddit Division of the Ukrainian Army if they hate Russia so much
After all, it went so well the first time they tried
: IF I'M GOING DOWN, I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME!
They should have called it "Bussen Som Inte Kunde Sakta Ner"
Still remember when one of the devs joined a Nazi Brigade and got ventilated in Bakhmut
They went and made a documentary about how great he was
Fuck them Nazis
People used to say like I talked like everyone else was stupid
Mainly because I would enunciate (because I wanted to make sure people understood me) and used advanced language (because I read a lot as a kid)
This got me picked on a lot, so I basically studied how to talk "normal" by watching a lot of TV
And now people say I don't sound like a Puerto Rican so I learned I could never win
Goddamn it
Nothing good ever happens
¡Bit Idea Unlocked!
You are one lucky ducky
All the libertarians around here are big angry about, well, everything
How do you get a gig like that?
I'm sure we can trust the "Dimsum Daily" for all the hard-hitting news