Widening the hole in my pasta spoon as we speak

Oh how thoughtful! We need to save one for the silver legion, whenever they get back

Wow I'm glad I logged back on in time!

We can only dream of being this petty

No I have not, they think they'll lose votes then they do anyway.

Revisionist

Interesting theory, why do Republicans keep having gains politically? You're ignoring the fact that raving dogs seem to be the largest contigent of voting americans.

Man I forgot the joe Biden that was in the election, that was an entirely different world.

Nah, protracted war of the Judean people, you revisionist

There were no churches when Christ was around, do you mean the temple in Jerusalem? Anyway the difference between Jesus and Garfield is that Garfield is borrowing from cultural concepts of a cat in a comedic context, more likely than not fake. Jesus is part of the miracle worker, messiah, and religious reformer/restorer movements at that time. Although he could be an amalgam, it makes more sense for him to be at heart at least one guy that inspired all that followed.

Damn autocorrect, I meant move. But thank you.

It's best if you treat them like a game you can win, which coincidentally is the worst possible way to start relationships