Hexamerous

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[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago

Just hire a nanny at a slightly lower cost than you bring home from renting out your uterus to a barren white PMC couple. Rent out your bathtub. Another tip is to sell a kidney for a quick cash injection into the household, or you put that into a global index fund at a 7% return (guaranteed). When the child is old enough you can start harvesting it for blood. It's just snowballs from here. Before you know it you're living large on a passive income.

There, I just gave you four income streams. Stop blaming capitalism for your problems.

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

Daily walks where you don't bring the phone is pretty nice actually. Good place to start if nothing else.

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Replacing reddit with hexbear is like replacing smoking with vaping.

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 16 points 4 days ago

What do you think the medals are made out of.

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago

Spoiler: It's a Hitler mustache under the beard.

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 50 points 4 days ago

A fundamental weakness of socialism is that they don't understand that exploiting WTO enforced 0% import-fees implemented by SAPs and designed by the IMF to keep them in a debt-trap after a deal made with a dictator installed after CIA backed coup, I sell a pallets worth of pencils back to the company running our sweatshop in that poor country (where we pay the men $1/day (and that's only possible because women do all the other social work for "free" at home)) but I charge $1k per box of pencils so I can transfer all the profit made by them to our European office and this is actual how the value is created. Also, they don't even need pencils.

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 33 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

It's not a concentration camp. It's a ~~reservation, internment camp, strategic hamlet~~ "densefication zone", sweety.

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 67 points 5 days ago

"I think we should improve society somewhat." - Zohran the Destroyer

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 17 points 5 days ago

MaCage Apartments.

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 37 points 5 days ago

You have to remember that the Stalin-blocks had [minor inconvenience] and that basically made them unlivable.

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)

And what's with the presentation here. Why is this (I assume) twitter comment presented as some great man telling you something profound that will be remembered. Are they putting this on a plaque somewhere?

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